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# in some sort of celebration of my 3000th post

*blush* :)
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:00, archived)
# congratulations
Have a link to a funny news article involving a man and a horse
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# thankyou
very much appreciated.
and what a lovely heart warming story it is too.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Jesus,
it'd nearly reach his fucking heart.

*hopes it didn't*

I'm amazed that 20 US states consider buggering fauna to death acceptable, yet doggy style sex is illegal in 7 states.

Yanks are shit aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# doggy style is considered a step away from homosexual relationships
american's in obviously an overgeneralised statement are homophobic, hence they dislike the idea of this

but yes, they are stupid cunts
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)
# True story:
When I were a wee'un my parents had a half-way house, so loads of cons came out of the nick and stayed with us.

We had an assassin, a few bank robbers and stuff, good lads most of them.

Anyway, one time me old man goes off to court with one of the lads and they are waiting for his case to be called (it's a simple "we'll have the case in 4 weeks time, fuck off 'till then" style affair) and there's this farmer in there for fucking sheep.

He's happy to admit to it, so it's over pretty quickly and they set a date for the trial, but as they are leaving the QC asks a question, just as a metter of interest, like, questioning the farmer as to the sex of the beasts.

Despite having just admitted to shagging sheep, the farmer is incenced by this and leaps from the dock and makes a brave bid to get to the beak's throat, all the while shouting, "You calling me a fucking queer?".

True story, thought I'd share it with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Pffft.
"bizarre case of bestiality"

It's only bizarre because he died. Normally, though...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:12, archived)
# People should stick to their own species more often.
It's probably how the first STD's got introduced.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# how did he die?
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Clearly either fucking or being fucked by a horse.
I bet it trod on him.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Hmmmmmm?
Is that for real, or one of those "joke" websites where anyone can post supposed "news"? If it's real, that "journalist" is, well, not very good. There are numerous spelling msiteaks, unproper useage of the grammar, phrases such as "they told me they were freaked out" and, well, it doesn't even explain how the bloody pervery died. I'm still trying to find the graphic content that the disclaimer warned me about!!!
(RiverChelt, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:21, archived)
# ...
While I can't verify that the gent really did croak it making sweet love to a horse, I can tell you KOMO News is legit, just really, really stupid (typical American news outlet). And I've been to Enumclaw - 'tis full of scary Washington state hillbilly folks.
(I helped save b3ta! Propaganda Monkey, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:19, archived)
# Congrats!
edit:
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:02, archived)
# Ooh
that's festive!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# woooooo!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Huzzah!
Good going!
/Mind if I add you on messenger?
(Dooley, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:03, archived)
# go for it
i'm terribly sociable - as long as i'm not being totally lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:05, archived)
# Ooh ooh
me too?
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)
# Marking off how many days late she is?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# well matured ham
ready for the touching
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Can I steal a copy of this?
*has*

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Pffft
;^)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Mmm
and 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# ni-hi-hing
just waiting on a cow-orker to finish up.. he`s bringing me along to some kind of "business opportunity" which to me sounds like "pyramid scheme"

little does he know I have fuck all money
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Nor me.
I am feeling insecure in my job, my car needs replacing (Lady Manley seems intent on spawning another little sod and I need more seats, I currently only have 3 and she has to sit in the boot), I am broke and I turned down the perfect job last month because they couldn't pay me enough.

Fuck - 16k could well be better than fuck all. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:20, archived)
# aye I figure I`ll see what it`s about.. it`s probably delivering Kleeneze catalogues or something
my boss`ll be leaving soon I think (sneaky secret phonecalls, etc.) and I`m not cleaning up the mess, so I plan to announce my departure 5 minutes after he does.. if he does

.. "just for the laugh", like
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:27, archived)
# You said about this last night.
Interestingly, at my last place, my boss handed in his notice the day after me.

And is now my co-worker somewhere else.

As a point of honour I should point out (even though he isn't a b3tian) that he is a LOT better at his job than I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:35, archived)
# when come back
bring pyramid
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:22, archived)
# wanker
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:24, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:27, archived)
# Hooray!
Do you feel imprisoned by b3ta?
/psychiatrist
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:04, archived)
# i cant leave
i just cant leave....ever! :')
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# are you so drunk that you have to hold on to the wall? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:05, archived)
# hahahaha...
yes...
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# always
that or smacked out on crack
/kate moss
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# at least Pete can grab a guitar and sing "smack my bitch up" and mean it
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:12, archived)
# LOLGEOGRAPHY
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# don`t know much about history
don`t know much about injecting teh smack into my bloodshoot eyeballs and making them expand to twice their size, which I find strangely erotic


.. good song that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# I'll have you know...
That "Smack My Bitch Up" is the harrowing tale of canine heroin addiction. Pffft.
(Dooley, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:15, archived)
# canine heroin
best of all the dog-based drugs
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:16, archived)
# that reminds me of Brass Eye
with the dog doing the drugs and the owner taking all of the "good" side effects
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:19, archived)
# Hurray!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:06, archived)
# Congrats!
I have a mere 480, and I'm here twice as long :S
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Congratulatrons!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Checks profile..
Well helloooooo ;-)
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# oh!
was ever a hussy so brazen? :P
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:13, archived)
# Forgive me..
I've a thing for coloured in girls.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:22, archived)
# you should see the 1983 Barbie annual
god she`d get it... rough.. from Ken
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:28, archived)
# errr...
..do we know each other? Just curious like.
(Cane: I love Sushi, Sobriety & Shotokan, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:01, archived)
# Grats!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:11, archived)
# Many combolations, Elizagerth!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:17, archived)
# Well done lassie!
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 18:50, archived)
# hooooraaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 19:24, archived)