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From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 315 entries (closed)

(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:04, archived)
# outstanding!
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:05, archived)
# I need a feather boa.
God yes.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:05, archived)
# I have one, but I need a stylish hat.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:07, archived)
# eheh
top notch as always
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
You're my favorite blasphemor
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:06, archived)
# Mr Slave?
 
Jesus Christ!

woo.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:11, archived)
# teehee.
(, Wed 12 Oct 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Why did Jesus die on the cross?
He forgot the safe word.

B-dum tsh!

P.S. Woo to the pic!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 1:17, archived)
# i'm loving that...
gonna tell it to all my gimp/s&m buddies.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 1:31, archived)
# been there
done that.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# so jesus walks into a hotel
with a box of nails under his arm...

Says to the receptionist - "just wondered if you could put me up for the night"
(, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 1:29, archived)
# Hahaha, superb. I have a few of your Jesus images saved from ages ago.
Congratulations on the FP :)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 1:35, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 5:05, archived)
# this is like something i've always said
about the whole jesus-bread and communion thing... i always used to say, right after taking the cracker/bread (we used the original recipe unleavened bread at my church), "wow, 'this is my body,' eh? you'd think one of the boys'd say 'wow, jesus, man, it's called moisturizer. by the way, dude, you taste like grapes and crackers.'"
(, Fri 14 Oct 2005, 2:06, archived)