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[challenge entry] Rectal blood sugar


Instructions: Place deep in rectum, thrust in and out for 10 minutes.

NB: Results can be innacurate, but we doubt you care

From the If Everyone Was Gay challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
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(Pachey, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:14, archived)
# I swear I did NOT want to know how it works!!!!!!
Have a Woo anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:16, archived)
# As a diabetic, I must speak out against this...
It's bad enough having a prick in your finger three times a day!
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:23, archived)
# Wouldn't it be nicer to have to
finger your prick three times a day?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:27, archived)
# And give up the other eight daily prick-fingerings?
Are you quite mad?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Better than having to finger your prick..


..err..hang on..
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)
# Would it be easier to finger your prick?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:28, archived)
# hm?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:30, archived)
# I am going to reply to this if only to say..
NO NEED!.. arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:35, archived)
# arf
Thing is though, does a rubber phalice have the scientific ability to record how much sugar is in your rectal blood?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:38, archived)
# Of course
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 22:43, archived)
# urgh
that actually is the type blood sugar meter i use (the strip goes in the other end)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 13 Oct 2005, 23:08, archived)