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# Thats one of the nicest things anyone has ever said...
to a kia-ora stealing evil genius
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# This is possibly true
Hey, since I'm so nice and all, how about you let me guard the kia-ora for a bit while you take a nap?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:30, archived)
# hmmmm, a tempting offer....
would have to chain you up to ensure you didnt run off with it....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)
# Oh no, you can trust me
*charms*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:32, archived)
# whats that in your belly button?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:33, archived)
# *steals all the kia-ora while you are distracted*
(I helped save b3ta! Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# I've just noticed....
I become an evil Kia-Ora stealing genius and I get charmed by Women...

Where was I going wrong before?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)
# Chicks dig evil geniuses
100% of fact.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# *feels like the Fonz*
"ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# *feels up the fonz*
Ooooooooooooh
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# watch the leather...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# its wipe clean
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# so's the leather...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)
# It's....umm......it's....
A new form of body jewelery, yes. Everyones wearing it.

*death-rays*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:35, archived)
# *dodges - Matrix styleeee*
/dispatches gerbils of doom
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:37, archived)
# *calls upon flying kittens*
*fluffs to unnatural levels*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:38, archived)
# my killer kitten Murfee will kill all other kittins
with sheer cute power (pic in profile)
see, you cannot win
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Oh.
Oh he's pretty cute.

Hmm....

*brings out the ninjas*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:42, archived)
# hmmm, a convincing adversary
*lunges at sugarspunsister's tummy button and takes out ninja controlling device by crushing it*

/bring out the ultimate weapon..... The Laser controlled turbo injected, geothermic powered Timmy Mallett operated Mallett's Mallet!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
Nooooooonnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Oh, who will save us now!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Whaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa
/more evil cackling, but only cos the chicks dig it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)
# *Is heartened by redsushi's cunning ruse*
*combats terrifying mallett with pure will and strength of mind*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# You go girl!
*calls Uri Geller*

"Hey! Uri? yeah....

Guess what?....

I'm better than you!

*hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)
# Anyones better than Uri Geller
Especially Derren Brown.


*Displays weakness*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# right, well...
You have one minute...Mallett's Mallett is a word association game, where you mustn't pause, hesitate, repeat a word or say a word I don't like, or you get a bash on the head like this or like this! Now, look at each other and say Bleurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:50, archived)
# "Redsushi, nooooooo!"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Bleurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# *ninja kicks mallet out of hand*
A-hah, the tables have turned!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:55, archived)
# i could watch those high ninja kicks all day
but alas, i just got redsushi beforehand, and now, i run, run away to a secret place...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:57, archived)
# Curses
*follows*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Now e have to fly away to a remote
island and make babies.

Come on then. Where so you want to go?

how about my Lime Hill Estate?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:59, archived)
# Hmmmm.....
*turns to the dark side*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Nooooo!
Doesn;t matter anyway!

I only side with people who have shops ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:02, archived)
# Pffth!
*Is still poor*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# *Still loves sugarspunsister*
*pines for the love he lost :(*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# *drinks kia-ora and champagne*
*wins*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:11, archived)
# hey, now we're talking!
who's got the kia-ora?
who's the daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Yeah!
*Lives rest of life in evil kia-ora heaven*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:06, archived)
# well, works for me
/tells angelina jolie to pack her bags,
I got a new high ninja kicking girl in da house
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Wow!"
*Is honoured*

*Gets colagen implants to have terrifyingly large lips just her predecessor*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 14:10, archived)
# ha ha *boinks on the head with Mallet* -
yerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-out!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Ha!
I am invincible to the fluffeh!

He is not with us anymore....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
A deliciously cruel and cunning plan!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:47, archived)
# gives him a sip of the revitalising juice that IS geneticlaly-modified Kia-Ora, and watches him grow to immeasurable size
/an evil genius HAS to have a cat
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:48, archived)
# Well it'll have to be
a new one coz He's still deaded!
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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:49, archived)
# he shed his original skin and is now invunerbaleblebleblebleblebleble
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# *turns fluff to other side with delicious herrings*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# that wont tempt him...
he's hard of herring, y'see
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:51, archived)
# *groan*
Not even the pun can save you now!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)
# *tries Mussels*
Oooh Ye sthats right Murfee! Thats it, just over the cliff there are loads of fish.

*comicla sound effect of falling*
*comical sound effect of hitting the floor*
*Miaow!*
*Sound of a shark eating Murfee*

Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:53, archived)
# scccchplendid work, I admire that...
but while you were busy doing that, ive hidden the 4 pure specimens somewhere even safer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:54, archived)
# *calls on DTF and his special kia-ora finding powers*
*locates*

*fights guards*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:56, archived)
# I bet monkeon could do wonders with this storyline :)
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:41, archived)
# 'Hee!
He must be informed.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 13:43, archived)