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# *recognises superior swearing hen he sees it
salute {EDIT} miss
thanks everyone!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:33, archived)
# sir?
oh dear...

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:35, archived)
# pfft
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# sir/madam then
what am I, your checkingthegenderofeverypersonIreplytobtich?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# I'll checkingthegenderofeverypersonIreplytobtich your what in a minute, if you're not careful
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# pffft!
promises promises.

edit: Harry Hill reference?
edit2: yay!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# chance would be a fine thing


winner!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# *scrolls down*
blimey, that took a while!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:45, archived)
# chance would be a fine thing

*relaxes*


Curses - too slow
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# you've got to have a system
mole, vole, bowl, GOAL!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Die in a hole, you wankwristed bumfiend.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I'll die in your hole in a minute, if you're not careful


second thoughts, no thanks
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Pffffft
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
#
psssst...miss
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
She's all fella.

She's a big gay sweaty trucker.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:37, archived)
# You're a hairy spastic cocklesbian
with labia eyes and rectums for lips.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:38, archived)
# you`re such a flirt!
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:41, archived)
# I want him and you together
in a big gay orgy with no pants on.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# SICK FUCK
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# YOU LOVE ME AND YOU WANT TO KNOB ME IN MY BELLYBUTTON.
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:42, archived)
# that`s entrapment!

where`s Ackbar when you need him...
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:43, archived)
# Alderan?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# oh christ
not you!

:p
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# s'alright, I'm leaving now
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:48, archived)
# aw honeybun
I didn`t mean it

much
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Isn't this what every man wants?
A slightly overweight northerner and an underage lass?
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah, but Northern Irelander and Northener aren't the same thing . . .


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:46, archived)
# ^ ^
this

(is also an overweight northern irelander...)

(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# the ladies love it
har nar brine car
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:47, archived)
# Coo!
I always thought it was more . . .

hoi noi broin coi . . .


(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:54, archived)
# that`s the posh parts of Norn Irn
and the voice the newsreaders use
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:55, archived)
# yes.. the ones that describe a creche as
an accident on the malone road...

(arf)
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 15:57, archived)
# pfft
spot on
(, Tue 18 Oct 2005, 16:16, archived)