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# 'A midget housemaid, one of those octopusses that climbs down
patio doors. a bumper, some brake pads and a moose!' tooorangeyforcrows Dave!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Mrs Milknosugar denies that there is such a thing as a toy octopus that climbs down patio doors but I'm glad somebody else knows different!

(She especially didn't beliveme when I told her you had to wash them in Fairy Liquid to make them work better!)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Well show her this
There IS such a thing and *I* remember them!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# ditto this
But I couldn't find one on the interweb for Dave's list
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# This too
I had one, and the fairy liquid thing worked too, helping to remove all of the fun reducing carpet fluff
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# They do exisit, they do!
I had several.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Yup, I remember them.
And yes, absolutely correct about the washing-up liquid, to get all the dust and crud off which eventually stopped them from sticking...

(Un-)interestingly enough, Mrs Doc bought a clothes-de-fluffer roller thingamajig made out of exactly the same stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Grand, that's a feast fit for Beattiemas Day
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Hehehe!
How Freudian!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# what ye going on about, Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# You said a tits fit for a Breastimus nork . . .
Oh! no, you didn't . . . sorry, that octopus must've been a bit off . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)