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# I'm starve boats

for lunch today I have a mini buffet, this is a box filled with a bridie, 15 sausage rolls,
a tuna sandwich, a pork pie and two scotch eggs, this will all be wahsed down with a
litre of water and several cups of tea.
What are you eating?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:37, archived)
# Finally
A large baguette
filled with gammon,
bbq sauce and
salad stuff

2 bags of salt & vinegar crisps

large mug of tea

(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# A fine lunch
and grand picture too!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# I think i'm going to have a bowl of icecream
failing that, i'll go hungry for the rest of the day.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# You should have poached eggs on toast
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# I don't eat eggs
I just can't stand the taste.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# have a big plate of sausages
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:09, archived)
# No i must disagree there......
All eggs mush be Scrambled or possibled scotched.

with some Tom K ...... Bootiful.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I've just eaten a garlic chicken pizza, and now I am drinking a cup of tea,
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# good choice of pizza!
sounds terrific!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# It was very nice indeed.
Enjoy your lunch, Prunes!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# I did and it was delicious!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# Baxters Italian Broth with smoked bacon soup.......
Packet of Nobbys Balti Crisps

some dried cranberys - they am the yum

Washed down with A bottle of diet Coke
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Braw!
I've never tried dried cranberries before but I know where to get them.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# I insist sir that your must purcure some post haste.....
the fine shope holland and barrat are doing a deal at the mo.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Yes, I will do that the morn
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# Sainsbury's do them
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Ooooh, I must try some...
I can't get enough cranberry juice! I loves the stuff!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Ooh
I love it too but you can't get it here (only Cranberry and Raspberry which is sweet and foul). Can you suggest a popular brand that I can import?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# Ocean Spray

How's the business going Pot
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Yup, Ocean Spray is yum!
Edit: Pint glass, 1/3rd Cranberry Juice, 1/3rd Orange Juice, 1/3rd sparkling spring water + half a frozen lime. My favourite drink (after beer and tea, of course).
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Good I shall order some
Just one carton just in case it's got sugar and other nonsense in it.

I like my cranberry juice mixed with tequila :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# this is ace
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:13, archived)
# They do a sugar free version
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# sounds good.......
but whats the frozen lime for? is it just of its cooling ability or is there more to it?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Cooling ability, and also the zing of lime suits the flavour of cranberry very well...
...it thaws out as you drink it, so the taste changes and it gets zingier as you get further down the glass.

(I tend to just buy lemons and limes, quarter and freeze them instead of making ice cubes. Nice in orange juice, fizzy water, lager...)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:17, archived)
# i likes your style........
*mental note buy limes/lemons*
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# Step 1. Cut them into quarters,
Step 2. Make a couple of deep cuts in each, into the flesh from the core outwards to the skin, so they'll release more juice when they thaw.

Step 3. Freeze (greaseproof paper is useful for making sure they don't stick together)

Step 4. Profit!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Thanks..... thats tre cool..
/Looks for adult to help with the cutting bit
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Yes and the cranberry juice stops you from having the burning wee wee.....
tis true i tell thee.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# This is correct
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# The ship is due to dock on the 30th
Shop will open as soon as stuff arrives (1 day later).

I have lots to do and will be in Johannesburg from next Wednesday. I can't get much done here.. too far away and too many distractions :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# hehe...leave the internet connection at home
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# I don't have a Sainsburys near me but there is a shop up the street which sells that sort of stuff
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:07, archived)
# I'm on seconds now
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Good lunch!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# That is a sturdy feed indeed
Today it is beef and red wine ravioli, and gallons of tea of course
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Oh yes, that's a fine lunch that!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# 'A midget housemaid, one of those octopusses that climbs down
patio doors. a bumper, some brake pads and a moose!' tooorangeyforcrows Dave!

(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Ha Ha!
Mrs Milknosugar denies that there is such a thing as a toy octopus that climbs down patio doors but I'm glad somebody else knows different!

(She especially didn't beliveme when I told her you had to wash them in Fairy Liquid to make them work better!)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:41, archived)
# Well show her this
There IS such a thing and *I* remember them!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# ditto this
But I couldn't find one on the interweb for Dave's list
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# This too
I had one, and the fairy liquid thing worked too, helping to remove all of the fun reducing carpet fluff
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# They do exisit, they do!
I had several.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Yup, I remember them.
And yes, absolutely correct about the washing-up liquid, to get all the dust and crud off which eventually stopped them from sticking...

(Un-)interestingly enough, Mrs Doc bought a clothes-de-fluffer roller thingamajig made out of exactly the same stuff.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Grand, that's a feast fit for Beattiemas Day
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Hehehe!
How Freudian!

(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# what ye going on about, Dave?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# You said a tits fit for a Breastimus nork . . .
Oh! no, you didn't . . . sorry, that octopus must've been a bit off . . .

(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Yay! Fude Teim!
Some sweet potato and red pepper soup that the missus made
A multigrain roll
Some Nairn’s stem ginger oatcakes
An apple
A bad of Ready salted crisps
A bag of Maltesers

Hurrah!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Cor!
that certaily is a fine lunch. I've never had those stem ginger oat cakes though, I must try them one day.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# curry wurst
with chips and green mush
liberally destroyed with Tabasco
and 2 pretzels
and a spetzi
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Braw! Braw! Braw! Braw! Braw!
Tabaso is good but not when you get it in your eye, it burns for hours.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# you mentioned it
I once got chilli powder in my eye and it created a stinging burning redish paste that was slowly secreted down my cheek
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# japs eye?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# I think we may have found you interwebby picture

But to sure :) Certain bit's of evidence tie in
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# It's
food tiem, You should not mix business and pleasure!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# No japanese about here
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Exceptional.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# You're having cock and spunk for lunch?
how queer!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# with duck
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Poor duck
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# spunk spunk spunk!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# marmite and herby philadelphia crusty rolls
a packet of sweet chilli sensations crisps and a bottle of wild berry lucozade
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds not bad!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
#
chicken and sweetcorn mayo sandwiches.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# Very nice indeed
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# Coronation Chicken Bap
Chocolate Chip cookies, a special K bar and a coffee
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:40, archived)
# A nice simple but satisfying lunch
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# FIFTEEN sausage rolls!?
*faints*

Today I am having ciabatta rolls (as usual) crammed with big fat prawns in a pink sauce sprinkled with a few coriander leaves. All washed down the the usual gallon of water.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# *shocked*
Prawns aren't vegetarian!

(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# Is flower a veggie ?
anyway, it doesn't matter, prawns aren't real !
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# I've never knowed her to
include meat in her lunch . . . AND her farts are vere smelly . . .

*shrugs*

(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# I've never claimed to be a vegetarian
because I eat sea food. I tend not to discuss non meat choice because vegetarians who bang on and on about it are BORING!

Besides' as 'bitz so rightly says, prawns aren't real :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# smashing lunch!
they're those small party sausage rolls.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:50, archived)
# Ooh parteh!
Can we come?

I hope you're not eating party sausage rolls without being at a party because that's just plain WRONG.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:04, archived)
# A baguette
of roast chicken and mustard
salt n vinegar walkers
snickers

and now i'm off for an appallingly bad (but free) coffee from the vending machine.

Does the fact that it's free make up for its poorness, d'you think?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:42, archived)
# No
never.

Coffee isn't coffee unless it's freshly ground/percolated.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# This.
You are a lady of exceptional taste Ms Pot!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:48, archived)
# i concur.....
Maxwell house tastes like arse drippings!!!

and dont even get me started on Kenko Vending Pish.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Good lunch!
Anything is good when it's free
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Weehee !
Duke, do you mind if I steal the idea of "Gypsy Dave" for a pic later on ?

Anyways, I'm having mushroom soup and crusty bread, followed by a fruit flapjack the size of my head !
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Steal away!
good lunch too
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Ta !
*digs in*

numnumnum !
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Mmmm, trifle...
My no-nonsense lunch today was bread, cheese, ham and PARMA HAM which is just the greatest.

Then I had a massive cuppa and a ciggy : )
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:43, archived)
# A corking lunch
parma ham certainly is good stuff.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Parma ham is the best of all meats
I can never afford it though. Bah!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# nothing yet..maybe in an hour or so


/not hungry
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Have chips
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Hurrah!
For lunch I had a cheese ploughmans sandwich (onions, lettuce, tomato, pickle, cheese and MUSTARD!) a bag of chicken flavoured Walkers, a Kit Kat Chunky, a bottle of vanilla Coke and now I have a box of Cadbury Heroes which someone gave me for my birthday.

Hurrah!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Good choice of sandwich
and a happy birthday for whenever that was.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Ta!
11th of this very month. Teh chocolate has been evading my attention for too long!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Our office microwave alarm tells me it's...
Time for Microwave Chicken Korma!

No Hula Hoops today...

...anyone wanna swap a pack o' beefy hoops for my soul? one careful owner, no marks or scratches, good little runner!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:44, archived)
# Got some Snack-A-Jacks Chilli and sour cream flavour.....

they aare nice....honest.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Smashing!
Korma's okay but you should have opted for something a bit more spicy.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# All my missus had...
ADDED RISK:
only 5 days out-of-date!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# It'll be okay
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# Yay!
You went for the buffet box! ENJOY!

A sausage roll, ginsters chicken and mushroom pasty, packet of Thai bites, a packet of Walkers sausage and tomato sauce crisps, a carton of orange juice, a bottle of fizzy spring water, a tracker bar, and the rest of the dairy milk with mint crunchie bits. (Oh, and a cup of tea.)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:45, archived)
# Braw!
buffet boxes are fantastic! I'll be eating more of these from now on!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# Huzzah!
BRAW!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# I'm having...
A packet of Monster Munch Crisps which turn your tongue blue, then I think I may raid the freezer to see if there's anything better.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:46, archived)
# You will find a pizza in your freezer and eat that.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
# good lord
that's a feast.

i am awaiting lunch as we speak, but it shall consist of cheese, ham, salad, bread products, a sausage roll or two, seabrooks ready salted, tea and diet coke.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# A fine lunch
but you should try a buffet box one day, they're great.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:56, archived)
# imay well do
did you do it yourself or purchase it from somewhere?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# I put it together myself
the small sausage rolls were braw!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:03, archived)
# wholemeat spaghetti
kidney beans, onions, peppers, mushrooms and loads of garlic, fried in olive oil in a wok, with mature cheddar cheese grated over the top.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:47, archived)
# What is this wholemeat you talk off?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# those green packets of spaghetti
in tescos... that I talk of.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Braw!
but what's wholemeat?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# a typo
!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Your mini buffet sounds awesome! I want one!
My colleague has brought in a toastie machine, so today I am having:

two cheese ham mustard and red onion toasties,
beef hula hoops,
minestrone cup a soup
Apple pie muller light
And an ainsley harriot chocolate biscuit

Followed by coffee and mandatory fag

I have granny smiths too, but I never eat them after filling my face with tasty junk.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:49, archived)
# teh ansley H's coco bickys are the woo Yay!!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:52, archived)
# They are awesome
but moreish. I had three yeterday lunchtime
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:55, archived)
#
Buffets are the best of all meals.
My girlfriends daughter is having a birthday party on Sunday. I can't wait until Monday lunchtimes leftover buffet treats, it will be the best lunch EVER!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# A splendid lunch!
I highly recommend the buffet box, they are brilliant!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Mmmm
Homemade chicken pie with some roast potatoes, carrots,broccili and gravy, a danish pastry thing with cherries on and a big mug of Tetley's tea.
:¬)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Cor!
that's a nice lunch!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# .

(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:53, archived)
# Hurray!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:59, archived)
# Indeed
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# a ham and cheese baguette
and two lemsip capsules, Yohohoandabottleofrums Horrible.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Good! good!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# i had a lully all day breakfast sanger from pret
a croissant, some salt and pepper crisps and a flask of weak lemon drink
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:54, archived)
# Allday breakfast sandwiches are one of the best
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:00, archived)
# I'm slumming it with a pot noodle today
and an apple, and a coulpe of cups of tea.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:57, archived)
# Bah!
pot noodle, shmot noodle
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# that's what I had yesterday
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# tomato soup
200g fruit and nut (stressed)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Simple but tasty!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Today -
Macaroni cheese with a light wholemeal loaf that I baked this morning.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Hurray!
macaroni cheese is grand!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:02, archived)
# My favourite sandwhich today:
Turkey, Tomato, a liberal dollop of mayonaise:)
Washed down with some lovely M&S Orange Juice and some Ready Salted crisps :P

Your meal sounds buffetalicious, but you've made me crave for mini sausage rolls now :(
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:05, archived)
# Grand sandwich you have there!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# Thankyou very much :)
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:19, archived)
# I've gone retro today
Two Cheese and Pickle Sandwiches on Granary.

2 Packets of Ready Salted Crisps.

All washed down with lots of water.

Majority Votes redsushi!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:06, archived)
# As long
as it was the old skool Huge lumpy pickle, that would be the best meal!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:08, archived)
# THat certainly is a traditional meal
grand!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:10, archived)
# dogems?
or dodgems?
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:11, archived)
# oops!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Tesco's Morrocan-style cous cous
with golden delicious apples, orange and raspberry juice and a small bar of chocolate.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:28, archived)
# I had a roasted piece of chicken
with onion stuffing, parsnip (or possibly swede) mash, ratatui (I dont know how to spell it but its tomatoes and corgettes and stuff) and..........CHIPS!
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Hoorah! I didn't miss it!
Two sesame rolls - one brie and bacon, the other bacon and egg mayonnaise - an apple, a satsuma, a bag of vanilla fudge and several strong cups of coffee.
(, Thu 20 Oct 2005, 13:36, archived)