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# we need a b3ta dating service.
if good photoshop skills were good looks, i'd... well, i'd still be a flabby asexual geek. oh well. anyone fancy going on a date with me? oh, hello left hand. come here often?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)
# the left hand?
i come there often.


/disgusting fucking mental picture
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:32, archived)
# ah, unisex
I know it well

(coat)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:33, archived)
# near essex, isn't it?


*grabs coat and legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
# essex coat-getting accent joke my dad told me when i was ten.
a lot of people have a problem with acne. so they move to walthamstow.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:54, archived)
# excellent
stuff
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:58, archived)
# dad-jokes RULE.
anyone who hasn't read lumpbuckets pie one below (well, archived now) should, its brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:04, archived)
# you know you are really sad when
you are using your left hand, but thinking about your right....
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
# or
putting nail varnish on and pretending it's a lady
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)
# you even two time
yourself?
Saints alive.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)
# actually it was a stolen joke
nickedfrom the great George Carlin (he also talks about 'teasing' himself, its disgusting but fucking funny.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:46, archived)
# man
you're a geek AND you're left handed?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:42, archived)
# yup
and proud of it
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 14:49, archived)
# Have you
got something against left-handed geeks?

We are many.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:05, archived)