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# the ability to 'get laid'
without leaving the house might have something to do with it all. And I don't mean cyber, I mean going to meet someone knowing you've got a dead certain shag.

Just something to consider.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:42, archived)
# where can we find such places?
.. apart from that road around the corner from Caledonian Road station

.. as I discovered on Saturday when I got propositioned by a crack whore for the first time ever
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:44, archived)
# Maybe before they didn't think you needed sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Oooh! I got propositioned round Kings Cross once
"You're looking for a good time?"
"No, I'm looking for a bus"
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Did she then offer to be a conductor?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# hehehhe
/blows horn
(I helped save b3ta! Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# Haha, I also had that one evening whilst
walking from my house in Islington down to King's Cross to meet some lads. She started with bumming a fag from me and within 30 secinds was offering to teach me all of the carnal pleasures of ancient Rome in a back alley for 25 quid. She was not best pleased when I insisted that I would be having a much greater time with a Big Mac followed by a cold beer. I love the Toms in London, great fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:49, archived)
# faceparty, of course
I thought you were teh master of the internet!

Alt.com, AFF ... it's where the masses copulate, don't you know!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:45, archived)
# aye years ago, when the only browser around was Mosaic!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# There is a club in Kennington
that insiste only that you go as a mixed couple. Once through the door there are different rooms and you can't see very much. After that anything can, and does, go.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# how can you get laid "without leaving the house"
and "go to meet someone"?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:46, archived)
# phone Domino`s Pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:48, archived)
# where do you go to meet your pizza delivery?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:50, archived)
# faceparty
..apparently

/getting hip with da kidz
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:51, archived)
# but...but...
you don't go out to faceparty

head 'splodes
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# Perhaps a rephrase
get laid without going out and talking to people in bars and having to think about appearance. Being able to think quite carefully about responses in online conversation, which eliminates disaster conversations.
In short, distance and keyboards bring people together who would never actually a) meet, or b) give each other a second glance if they did.

Ya dig?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:52, archived)
# i dig
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# yeah,
i was just being a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:54, archived)
# of course
this results in 90% casual sex, and 10% disaster relationships, but hey, it's social progression.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)
# man, i've totally got my percentages the wrong way round
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 1 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# big fat sweaty blokes and birds
there is hope for us all

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 31 Oct 2005, 23:56, archived)