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# aragh!
he's sitting on my hand the bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:08, archived)
# hang on...
how come hugo gets to keep his normal slightly predatory face but mine is that chipmunk thing?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)
# coz you are a dead ugly bastard
and im dead cute :)
christ, what a pile of shite i am talking..
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:10, archived)
# when i was thirteen i was adorable...
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:16, archived)
# did that work?
if not, you arent missing nything. a red X is probably more attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:17, archived)
# did your mother
tell you that?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# oh
my.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:21, archived)
# Heh
Something tells me thats not "oh my" meaning you are overcome with sexual desire :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# heck,
I've done ginger.

But that.... I just can't find anything polite to say...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)
# it was six years ago
i was 80% head

i am at least a little bit more attractive now. hopefully.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:46, archived)
# Ginger
and adorable are mutually exclusive aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:23, archived)
# ooo, Pep'll give you hell
for that one.
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:25, archived)
# I was talking about blokes
Now redheaded women on the other hand....
(goes all wobbly)
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:27, archived)
# I hope
pep and rob didn't hear that. YHou'll be banned you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Oh dear
It seems I'm having a "how NOT to make friends and influence people" day. I'll shut up before I offend anyone else. I hate Mondays
(I helped save b3ta! chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:29, archived)
# I think you're safe
so far...
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Oi!
I used to be a monday(*).

(*)No I didn't. I've never been a day of the week.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Well Pep will now forgive you following the comment above,
and Rob'll probably be relieved you don't fancy ginger men.
:)
(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)
# ARRRGGH! I look away for 2 seconds
and look what happens! Slander. You'd better watch it buster.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:44, archived)
# moments later
mike's tongue came unstuck from the window, and he fell twenty storeys.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:32, archived)
# LOL!
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)
# Poor Mike.
He's having a really hard time of it today.
But that's really funny...
(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:35, archived)
# sorry, mike!
hope you don't mind!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:39, archived)
# no problem at all
posting that picture was throwing petrol onto a fire i know. truth is, all the other pics of me i have are just as unattractive, but with them i don't have the excuse of them being a long time ago....
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:48, archived)
# i don't think it's unattractive,
it just contained too much tongue to fail to pass comment on.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:51, archived)
# you saying you find thirteen year old boys attractive?
actually don't answer that.

i only just saw the 'by have i mean drink' comment from earlier and it made me make a nasal snorting noise. houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:59, archived)
# i lost the
original pic.
only had mine to work with.
I only changed your eyes though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:12, archived)