
If it's good enough for mr cow it's certainly good enough for the veggies!
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:17,
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Woo!
Does a vegetarian cannibal only eat vegetarians?
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:42,
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Does a vegetarian cannibal only eat vegetarians?

'till we ran out of her...
and started in on the rest of the herd
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:53,
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and started in on the rest of the herd

It's like he knows it's not a good idea, but he wants to do it anyway.
WOO
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 5:57,
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WOO

"I'll eat the damn meat if i want, and i dont care what YOU think!"
or a look as if he thought it was a veggie burger and someone just told him it's actually beef. The second one only works if you assume he's just stopped dead in that exact pose
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:22,
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or a look as if he thought it was a veggie burger and someone just told him it's actually beef. The second one only works if you assume he's just stopped dead in that exact pose

reflecting society's current slide into a new age of untutored nihilism.
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:33,
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pictured the latter - he suddenly tasted Mildred on his putative Veggie burger.
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:37,
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how udderly confusing.
'ning mizz 'ship
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:31,
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'ning mizz 'ship

and eventually figured out how to do it
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:35,
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"Vin Diesel invented the cowbell after he determined that hitting a cow with a stick only resulted in a dead cow instead of the musical ring he desired" literally caused my friend to fall down he was laughing so hard. I shopped it to extend the fun.
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:45,
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You're not British. It sounds retarded in an American accent.
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:31,
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and I didn't want to deal with any donkey comments
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Tue 15 Nov 2005, 6:34,
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