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# Australia just
qualified for the World Cup for the first time in over 30 years.

the opposing striker, Alvaro Recoba, or Uruguay, looks like this:

(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:16, archived)
# the socceroos
should not call themselves "the socceroos" if they don't want to be laughed off the pitch every single game
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:18, archived)
# Yeah - like that time when they beat England
how we laughed...
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)
# nah you dreamed that
it never happened, just like we never lost to northern ireland

*whistles
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)
# so they will be going to germany then
and a week later turning up in earls court and working in a pub in the westend
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)
# yes, but without them
who would charge £5:95 for a pint of Guinness?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:21, archived)
# your lucky if you get a full pint round here
3 cunting times i had to get one pint topped up yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
You're not supposed to drink half of it and then ask for it to be topped up . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)
# have you not been
to byron bay in Australia?

I went there for a week and nearly wound up with an accent from Liverpool.
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)
# i can only appologise if that is true
but do us a favour and keep them there
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)
# YES!
THIS!!

*hopes it's Sonia*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)
# and the entire cast of bread
and the liver birds, and carla lane
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:26, archived)
# oohhh carla lane
don't get me fucking started, anything described as a "gentle" comedy should be burnt and pissed on
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:28, archived)
# You know what they say though David!
Better the Devil you know!


Ooh! David! Have you been to JollyJack's website today? He's put up a FanArt section so you can send him your coloured in pixel piccys now and share a stage with him!

Whoop Whoop!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:27, archived)
# Coo!
I may do . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:30, archived)
# Anytime Gorgeous!
*manloves*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)
# sad day if england lose to them
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:20, archived)
# haha
it's happened before.

Mind you, not many people in Australia give a shit about soccer. It's just an excuse to get pissed.
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:22, archived)
# what about rugby, hehehe
or cricket, hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# SSSSSHH!
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:25, archived)
# So is breathing
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:23, archived)
# THIS!
^^
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:32, archived)
# I thought that was called...
... morning
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:24, archived)
# I think that is where the problem lies.
You call a game, in which you mainly use hands, football and the game of kings, where everyone, barring the goalkeeper and Maradona, only use their feet Soccer!

Weirdos!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:26, archived)
# Australian football was
officially registered 'Football' before any other game in the world.

but you're right... people here wonder the same thing.

Mind you, what else are we supposed to call it?
(BadLuck13RiotExtravaganza, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:29, archived)
# Aussie Rules Hand and sometimes football?
And call Soccer Football coz that's what it's called :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:31, archived)