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# Quick,
dirty and surprisingly tasty...
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:38, archived)
# There was teacher at my school called Miss Pickard
she was quite attractive, can you guess what we called her?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:39, archived)
# No
what did you call her?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:40, archived)
# Hehehe,
ya rude wee scamps :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:40, archived)
# *thinks hard*
No... tell us.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:42, archived)
# my money's on dickard, fuckard, spankard or bumard

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:43, archived)
# I didn't think of any of those...
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:44, archived)
# Miss retard
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:44, archived)
# was if fuckard?
Miss fuckard

did you caller that? was it Fuckard?
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:46, archived)
# Bitch. You called her Bitch and you called it to her face.
Then she'd line all up all the boys and take it in turns to nosh you all off, while leaving you til last because she fancied you the most and wanted to make it special?
(I helped save b3ta! 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:48, archived)
# and the script for the movie writes itself.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:49, archived)
# Spot on!
Were you in my class?

It was Miss Prick-hard in case any of you faggots above really couldn't guess!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Ah, thankyou.
And no, I didn't guess! (amazingly enough)

*lacks vision and imagination*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaa!
Woo! Vuvu!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:39, archived)
# pffft haha
is that riker's arm?
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:40, archived)
# *makes it so*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:40, archived)
# woof
(Harry Monk, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:46, archived)