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# Sometimes I wonder if I am entirely pointless in the 'bigger picture' view of things...

This is actually a very accurate representation of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:57, archived)
# See, you could increase efficiency
by wanking, eating and looking at b3ta at the same time. While you're also doing a bit of the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# I'd have to say that a bit of the other should be more
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# yeah!
I could totally optimise my uselessness!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# the eating and b3ta should be together
thanks to our good friend dave the facts
(I helped save b3ta! PsyreN Bored Sig, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# you clearly don't spend enough time wanking
.
(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# ^this
i spend about 97% of my day wanking

the other 4% learning maths
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Maths is wank
well done you are a 100% wanker.


welcome to the club
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# yes!!!
i cant wait to get my membership badge and sticky sock!
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# they would be in the post but all this wanking takes up time
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:02, archived)
# understood
i wouldnt have time to check the mail anyway, as im too busy wanking
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# I have to type this with my cock
1 cock stroke = 1 key press.

I love essays the most..

oooeerghhhh g.
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:13, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:03, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# ^tother
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Where are we going?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# ^
Perranporth

put your seat belt on please
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Ooh, pretty.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Down there!
*points upwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:07, archived)