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# you clearly don't spend enough time wanking
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(I helped save b3ta! Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 13:58, archived)
# ^this
i spend about 97% of my day wanking

the other 4% learning maths
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Maths is wank
well done you are a 100% wanker.


welcome to the club
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:00, archived)
# yes!!!
i cant wait to get my membership badge and sticky sock!
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# they would be in the post but all this wanking takes up time
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:02, archived)
# understood
i wouldnt have time to check the mail anyway, as im too busy wanking
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# I have to type this with my cock
1 cock stroke = 1 key press.

I love essays the most..

oooeerghhhh g.
(waxdart hello., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:13, archived)
# arf!

(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# Ha ha ha
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:03, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:01, archived)
# ^ that
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:04, archived)
# ^tother
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Where are we going?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:06, archived)
# ^
Perranporth

put your seat belt on please
(thestonefox, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:07, archived)
# Ooh, pretty.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:09, archived)
# Down there!
*points upwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 14:07, archived)