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# why is his mouth in his forehead?
or is it a fetlock or some other horsey term I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Because that's where
everybody's mouth should be.

I'm petitioning parliament next month to make it an enforceable law.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# good shout
hey - how will we eat with a hat on?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:08, archived)
# *cries*
I'll starve!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Ah, you see..
I've been thinking this through. There will be another law stating that all hats will have to
be made from cake. Therefore, you would just eat the hat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Bazoo!
*gets cayke hat*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# but then I will lose my Shatner's Basoon
www.b3ta.com/board/5331468
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# like the bad guys
from "the last star fighter" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# wow!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# blimey! My eyes are melting!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Don't be silly.
The fetlock is the joint between the cannon bone and the pastern.
/googled
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# oh right - I see
*doesn't see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# horse legs
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# snake hips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# I love horses.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# they're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# In the future when we have rampant genetic engineering
perhaps horseriders will modify themselves in this way, to save the expense of owning a horse. They can go to dressage events and just prance around on their own.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Recycles old joke:
Q. What's the only animal with an asshole halfway up its back?

A. A police horse.

Ta.

/relurks
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# if we're doing old filth jokes....
Q. Whats the difference between a copcar and a hedgehog?
A. hedgehogs have pricks on the outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)