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# BLARN!

(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:03, archived)
# nossir!
notmeIhavenoproblematallwiththatsir

*widdles pance*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:04, archived)
# why?


(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# pffffffffft!
I think you'll find he's scarring TOtT's mum... whoever that is! ???
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:10, archived)
# your mum
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLZ!!! ONE
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:15, archived)
# oh god
there's a third one

*vere confused*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# oh my giddy aunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# so confusing
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:36, archived)
# pffft
good afternoon
i understand some mischeifery has been going on...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Could you help clear this mess up?
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:16, archived)
# are you the real one?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Perhaps *


* No.
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# i'm going to get a cuppa
then perhaps, yes
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# Can i join in?
only i'm feeling lonely.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# do you have a thirst that requires quenching?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# why yes.
Yes i do.
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:21, archived)
# then turn and top off up and under the tea in an uppity fashion!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# are you the real TUTT?
*cops feel*


Yep - it's you!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# *holds*
i'm scared - i'm not sure! argh!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:19, archived)
# :D
*innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# Arf!
That's what your mum said!

C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# I was going to arrange to go on a date iwth TUTT's mum
hubba hubba
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
ahahahaha.
Carry on.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# no sir

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# why is his mouth in his forehead?
or is it a fetlock or some other horsey term I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Because that's where
everybody's mouth should be.

I'm petitioning parliament next month to make it an enforceable law.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# good shout
hey - how will we eat with a hat on?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:08, archived)
# *cries*
I'll starve!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Ah, you see..
I've been thinking this through. There will be another law stating that all hats will have to
be made from cake. Therefore, you would just eat the hat!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Bazoo!
*gets cayke hat*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# but then I will lose my Shatner's Basoon
www.b3ta.com/board/5331468
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# like the bad guys
from "the last star fighter" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# wow!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# blimey! My eyes are melting!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Don't be silly.
The fetlock is the joint between the cannon bone and the pastern.
/googled
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# oh right - I see
*doesn't see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:09, archived)
# horse legs
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# snake hips
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:13, archived)
# I love horses.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:17, archived)
# they're my friends
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:18, archived)
# best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:23, archived)
# In the future when we have rampant genetic engineering
perhaps horseriders will modify themselves in this way, to save the expense of owning a horse. They can go to dressage events and just prance around on their own.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:25, archived)
# Recycles old joke:
Q. What's the only animal with an asshole halfway up its back?

A. A police horse.

Ta.

/relurks
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# if we're doing old filth jokes....
Q. Whats the difference between a copcar and a hedgehog?
A. hedgehogs have pricks on the outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
Brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# crivens!
make him into pate quick!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# yes...yes i do!
*robs horse stand*


*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Hehehehehehe
Is it a brewed mare ?
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Oof!
That pun should be classified as 18 . . .


. . .



. . .


or at least PG!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Thanks for the tips....
is it an Earl GREY then !
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:12, archived)
# hahaha
i love the crutches...i do hope he put the hoof brake on...
(I helped save b3ta! MrHaze likes to poo, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Not at all.
I do however take offence of your freakish face you forehead-mouthed weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:08, archived)
# I am in full support
of tea for all species. Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:11, archived)
# CUP OF TEA PLEASE
*leave to fetch one*

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 16 Nov 2005, 15:14, archived)