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# vector tutorial
can anyone point me in general direction of vector drawing tutorial please help i is clueless.. i wanna do a photo realistic image of my ugly mug
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:34, archived)
# *ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# He
wants to draw ducks too?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# through
the magic of that pic, you do realise that the duck will never ever get to that slice of bread and all you are doing is forever mocking it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# now
thats just messing with me mind that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:42, archived)
# I like the way
you shopped out that massive swarm of identical ducks from the picture.

Go on, post the original.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Hah
I lost it you marshmallow sexer
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# Finally!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
Took him a while...
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:12, archived)
# PFFFT!

Thank ye sah
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14, archived)
# shopped!
you bludgeoned him to death really didnt you.
(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:39, archived)
# duck!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:06, archived)
# Sir
You are far up my list of potential stalkees
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:14, archived)
# go right ahead,
i'm flattered i'm even on the list :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Are you about/posting for at least another 10 minutes or so?
*doesn't admit to kinda stalking a little already*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:22, archived)
# i imagine i'll be here a while
is this the good kind of stalking where we conversate on b3ta or is it the sitting-outside-my-window-with-a-camera kind of stalking?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:24, archived)
# It's the pretty harmless 'following about on the board and vaguely fawning' kind
It rarely enters 'real' life
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:28, archived)
# right then
*sits on pedestal in "the thinker" position, gazes at sky and absentmindedly flexes muscles*
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:32, archived)
# *geese*
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:35, archived)
# You fool.
(Dooley, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:38, archived)
# ja
www.sketchpad.net/illustr.htm
probably best not to start a new thread for this though
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# "i is"
makes me want to punch you in the face until you die... and then keep punching until all that's left is some form of paste

this clearly won't happen, but i'm imagining it and wanking
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:39, archived)
# "i r"
any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# *wanks harder*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Would you wank live on GMTV if Dick and Judy were still presenting?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:42, archived)
# he`s more of a Dick`n`Dom
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# don't make me come down there...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# come up there then!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:49, archived)
# Less of the cumming
There's There are ladies present




probably somewhere


(Jesus, my grammer sucks tonight)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:51, archived)
# that`ll be "grammar" then ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# Funnily enough, I did spot that
I just stopped caring
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# gawwwd why don`t you just try to start a text only thread or something while you`re at it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:58, archived)
# git
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Don't bother, your picture will probably be shit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:40, archived)
# so
cold :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:41, archived)
# the most insightful thing you've ever said
marry me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:42, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# it's probably for the best
the children would be too pretty for this world
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# to shit for brains{lemony}
is your middle name arse..if not it should be
all i am after is some help u bitter person
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# ooohhh
someones a bit sensitive
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# no... don't you see what they did
lemony... bitter... lemony... bitter

god i hope that was on purpose
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:47, archived)
# do
they look like their minds work on that kind of level ? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# methinks
a book on the basic use of English would be a good place to start.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:44, archived)
# What you need
is some help about how to be less shit.
Do you know why?
Because you're shit.
Do you know how I know you're shit?
It's because you look, smell and act like a shit.
You are a weebloating badgerminge, and you can't spell, because your fingers are made of gay.

And if you're talking to Lemony, why reply to my post?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Eloquent and fantastic
with magical useage of words and my new favorite phrase: "Your fingers are made of gay".
You Miss, are a genius... :)
(Thursday Sugar Bowl, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:48, archived)
# i think what you're after
is here
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:46, archived)
# You could mail Julian Opie
and tell him what a no talent cunt he is. I expect he won't wish to help you though.
It would help to know what software you own but let our own Strawberry Dragon point you in the right direction.
www.strawberrydragon.com/tutorial/vgtutorial.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# yay!
I am much more useful than the Julian Opie!

Shame I've not worked out how to make a career out of two minute vector drawings yet though :/
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:51, archived)
# your tutorial is fab
but some of the links appear broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:52, archived)
# Yeah
I'm currently working on redoing those, and adding some knew ones on using photoshop to make cartoons.

By "currently working on" I mean "thinking about doing at some pointwhen I can be arsed".
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:54, archived)
# this wont help, but it'll make you feel better
about being a dufus

da de dada da dade dade dade, da
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:43, archived)
# You might 'ave warned me.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:56, archived)
# i'm sorry
"NSFE"
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 22:57, archived)
# The thing is...
I'm at work and I really didn't need my 'puter to blare that toonage. You should'ave seen the looks.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:00, archived)
# ha ha ha
sorry, at least it didn't shout

THE BOSS IS A CUNT

or similar :)
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Fri 16 Dec 2005, 23:04, archived)