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[challenge entry] Sorry I'm late
But my car was *Iced* up.

From the Why I was late this morning challenge. See all 258 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:10, archived)
# Alright stop,
grab a hold and listen.
Ice is back with a bran' new invention.
Something, grabs a hold of tightly,
flow like a harpoon (?) daily and nightly.
Will it ever stop, yo, I don't know.
Turn of the lights, an' I glow.
To the extreme I rock the mike like a vandal,
Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle...etc...etc
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:15, archived)
# *applause*
well done.
but can he scat?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)
# Eww.......
that's disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:19, archived)
# no idea
check his pants!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:20, archived)
# flow like a harpoon?
:) heehee. That can't be right.

You nutter.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)
# ooh
but it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:21, archived)
# yes.
yes I'm afraid the good dr and bovine are both right.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:25, archived)
# really?
I'm amazed. *looks amazed*
I take it back, Bovine. Vanila Ice is the nutter.

How does a harpoon flow, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:28, archived)
# Who knows,
but it does Daily and Nightly.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:37, archived)
# That was from memory.
It may be true, some of the other words get me.

Quick to the point, to the point no fakin.
Cookin' Mc's like a pound of bacon.


(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:22, archived)
# Can you do
Jump Around, by popular cod-oirish rappers House of Pain?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:25, archived)
# pack it up
pack it in
let me begin...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)
# .
Pack it up, pack it in
Let me begin
I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk you'd better back up
Try and play the role and the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you've got the feeling jump across the ceiling
Muggs is a funk fest, someone's talking junk
Yo, I'll bust em in the eye
And then I'll take the punks home
Feel it, funk it
Amps it are junking
And I got more rhymes than there's cops that at a dunkin
Donut shop
Sure 'nuff I got props from the kids on the Hill
Plus my mom and my pops
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:33, archived)
# I came to win
Battle me that's a sin
I won't tear the sack up
Punk better back up

..I think?

(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:35, archived)
# I came to get down
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around
Jump up Jump up and get down.
Jump
I'll serve your ass like John MacEnroe
If your girl steps up, I'm smacking the ho
Word to your moms I came to drop bombs
I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms
And just like the Prodigal Son I've returned
Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned
Cause I got lyrics and you ain't got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death
Try and step to me you'll take your last breath
I gots the skill, come get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta give, I shoot to kill
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:37, archived)
# YAY
for these lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:41, archived)
# check this out!
.
www.reallyrics.com
.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Um,
I will once I get Ice Ice baby out my head.

I remember bits.

something, something John Macenroe,
If you bird speaks up, I'm slappin' the ho.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:28, archived)
# get up
stand up
come on get your hands up...
I can do the Turtles song by Partners in K.R.I.M.E.
head full of crap lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:31, archived)
# hehehe
I loved all these songs. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:32, archived)
# Nobody but nobody
should ever admit to that
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:33, archived)
# I used to love the
early Will Smith stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:36, archived)
# Yes,
so did I.
But I draw the line at admitting knowing Turtle Film lyrics
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:39, archived)
# I had the album.
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:42, archived)
# dance
whilst the speakers play the melody (???)
anything less than the best is a felony
love it or leave it
you better gain weight
you better ...*no idea*....
if there was a problem
yo, I'd solve it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Its,
Dance, when the speakers go boom.
I'm killing you brain like a poisonous mushroom.
Deadly, when I play a dope melody,
anything less then the best is a felony.
Love it or leave it,
You's better gain way,
You'd better hit Bullseye the kid don't play.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:32, archived)
# you've destroyed me on the Mic
there Bovine.
....
In the half shell
there the heroes four
in this day and age
who could ask for more
the crime wave is high
with muggings, mysterious
all police and detectives are furious
cos they can't find the source
of this leathally evil force
this is serious
so give me a quarter
I need a witness
get me a reporter
call April O'Neil in on this case
yo you better hurry up
there's no time to waste
we need heroes like the Lone Ranger
and Tonto came pronto
when there was danger
they didn't say they'd be there in half an hour
cos they displayed
TURTLE POWER!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:46, archived)
# No, no.
The best rap ever, is the one from the Bobby Brown Ghostbusters II song.

But I can't remember it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:49, archived)
# something something
poisonous mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Robert Van Winkle
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Tue 10 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)