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# Certainly
How shall one be 'fucking off'
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# On a flying crouton from Mars
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# I thought it would be much more fun
If i ride your mothers pile infested arsehole all the way there big bareback stylie!
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# can you
fuck off a bit quicker than that please?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# why?
Is you little sis's arsehole a tighter squeeze? LOL
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# *belch*
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# Lol?
You do know that when people are abusive to you they mean it, no?

If I may reiterate:

Fuck off to AOL you Hamtoucher.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# *touches*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Banned.
I'm so pleased.

(though, to be fair, he works for the DVLA, so he may have made it himself).
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# haha
cunt. 'ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# Wanker
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# yeah
her rectal fissures slow her down, allowing me to still sense your fetid presence.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Outstanding
LOL!
(Hairy Japanese Bastard, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# LOL?
Oh my.
(I helped save b3ta! SleeplessAndy SleeplessAndy, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# hey tonay
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# You are a text adventure, AICMFP
go to hell

That direction is blocked...
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# You are in an internet mesageboard.
Nearby is an angry mob of vitriolic boarders, furiously typing.

There is one exit, up your own arse.

There is a dictionary on the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# there is a ham on a table in the corner
what do you do?
(UltimateStoat thanks you for helping him help you help us all, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# heft it
*hefts*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Fri 6 Jan 2006, 20:33, archived)