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# I wasn't


Oh. Wait...
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:25, archived)
# of course you were
Your parents just never told you, thats all.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Ah!
Thanks hun, that had always puzzled me. I figured I must have been a clone or something, my growth accelerated until 16 years old when I was mercilessly hatched into this cruel existence we call life.

Um. Or I couldn't remember.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# no problem
just glad to be of service.

Tsk, parents these days - they don't tell their kinds anything
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# i was confused for years until my parents told me i was gay
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# what a relief to know
at last though. Imagine the horror of telling people you're straight. Ick. They would shun you.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# i wish i was gay
i'd love it, i'm trying but i just don't seem to be able to fancy men
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# I'm trying to think
of some good things about men - but actually, am at a loss.
errr.
Well. You know. Gay men dress well, smell nice and have a better sense of humour. They are also better dancers than most straight men i know. Believe me, I used to go clubbing a lot.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:38, archived)
# i was really after two good incomes without kids
no sensible car, footy on the telly and no moans about spending another night up the local
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:42, archived)
# get your coat
you've pulled.
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:44, archived)
# you can do that
and be straight...
(, Sun 8 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)