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# take this



point it at that thing, pull the trigger then post photographs of the results...
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# lighter?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:21, archived)
# Bollocks, it's a lighter. and if you pointed it at that you'd end up with this:
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# sort of...
but minus most of the skull.

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# "compensated hunter"
...compensating for some kind of gross inadequacy, I imagine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# no..... for every shot you fire, it breaks a bone in your hand, so they
being an american company, have to pay you compensation for that**





**may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:32, archived)
# Heard on the radio
about a newish craze in Japan... apparently there are shooting galleries in malls where you can go to fire really heavy-duty handguns, 44 magnums and suchlike. They give you some very basic instructions... one of the people talking was an instructor, and he'd had an hour's training. Before that, he'd never even fired a handgun. Scary stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:03, archived)
# Just you wait
they'll be paying homelesses to dress up as zombies and run down the aisle at people. It's political correctness gone mad, or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:28, archived)
# *recoil*

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:21, archived)
# big stylee.....
sort of along the lines of

"fuck... that hurt"

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:24, archived)
# result
www.amywcook.com/photos/splat.JPG
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# Give me a semi automatic glockenspiel any day
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:25, archived)
# got a new batch of fully automatic
xzylophones, one carefull owner etc...?
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:27, archived)
# Hahaha
They'll do ;)
As long as they have a built in maraca launcher.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:33, archived)
# even better, they have
a shelf for your castanets.....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# Phwoar!
*orders 10*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:35, archived)
# it would look like this
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(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:28, archived)
# that
is fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 2:34, archived)
# it's the Tern-inator
AICMFP. I strained myself thinking that up. Time for bed.
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 3:32, archived)