trying to help that whale was preventing god's will for it to die
(try saying that to the poncy animal rights folk)
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Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:32,
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that's one of the silliest things i've heard in a while.
and total deadpan delivery too! woo! ;)
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Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:43,
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200 years ago, everyone would have been cheering
and shouting "Grub up."
Although by Spring, they'd be singing "Whale Meat again"
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Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:44,
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Although by Spring, they'd be singing "Whale Meat again"
well hello
i haven't seen you in YEARS
also the god simulator in the newsletter - didn't you make that AAAGES ago?
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Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:47,
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also the god simulator in the newsletter - didn't you make that AAAGES ago?
there's been three previous
a pope, president and queen one, whilst searching the board i noticed a newsletter request for a God one, so i notched it up. they're all linked at the finale. :)
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Sun 22 Jan 2006, 22:00,
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Al Qaeda suspect whale
Apparently the whale was noticed behaving suspiciously around London Bridge, it was followed by police officers and after fiddling with its dorsal fin and not obeying orders to stop flapping was shot seven times, including twice in the blowhole at close range.
But now I hear that the whale was not an Al Qaeda member, it just happened to live in the same pod as one...
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Sun 22 Jan 2006, 23:00,
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But now I hear that the whale was not an Al Qaeda member, it just happened to live in the same pod as one...