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# the new 'whale size' tshirt wasn't a hit
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:30, archived)
# trying to help that whale was preventing god's will for it to die
(try saying that to the poncy animal rights folk)
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:32, archived)
# that's one of the silliest things i've heard in a while.
and total deadpan delivery too! woo! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:43, archived)
# 200 years ago, everyone would have been cheering
and shouting "Grub up."

Although by Spring, they'd be singing "Whale Meat again"
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:44, archived)
#



* tumbleweed *
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:46, archived)
# err
umm like ok
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)
# Only kidding.....
I like teh punnage!
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:50, archived)
# I can't claim to originate the joke though
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:56, archived)
# haha
and at least prescott has something to wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:36, archived)
# well hello
i haven't seen you in YEARS
also the god simulator in the newsletter - didn't you make that AAAGES ago?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:47, archived)
# that was a pope simulator, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:52, archived)
# shitcocks
you are, of course, correct
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 21:54, archived)
# there's been three previous
a pope, president and queen one, whilst searching the board i noticed a newsletter request for a God one, so i notched it up. they're all linked at the finale. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 22:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 22:29, archived)
# Al Qaeda suspect whale
Apparently the whale was noticed behaving suspiciously around London Bridge, it was followed by police officers and after fiddling with its dorsal fin and not obeying orders to stop flapping was shot seven times, including twice in the blowhole at close range.

But now I hear that the whale was not an Al Qaeda member, it just happened to live in the same pod as one...
(spacedman, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 23:00, archived)
# Umm
I'd say meh, congrats on undeserved F.p.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 23:02, archived)
# thanks
you miserable arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Jan 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Umm
I'd say meh, congrats to your parents for producing a miserable blob genes.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 7:24, archived)
# Pfft!
EDIT: How rude, woo pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 9:09, archived)
# Luckily, that's not your decision
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 23 Jan 2006, 10:18, archived)
# Pfft!
*wipes away tears*
Its what cock-nose would have wanted
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 23 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# hahahahah
i want that
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Tue 24 Jan 2006, 22:36, archived)