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# and a new industry was created
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:49, archived)
# i find it saddening that people spent money
voting for this sort of thing, when people are still dying in Pakistan
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:51, archived)
# And that goes for everything like it too...
...like fuckin Heat magazine. its no exaggeration that these fucking things are responsible for the downfall of society.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# well, downfall of society is going a bit far
but certainly, it would be nice if the media didn't pander to the lowest common denominator just to make a fast buck, all the frigging time

A ZIPPPP!!!!!! A FUCKING ZIIIIIPPP FOR A MOUTH!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Sell your computer
and send them the money. That will help :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# nah
where would they plug it in?
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# Well....
where do you usually plug your money in?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# heh
lovely, just look at her glamor shot
www.lookalikes-susanscott.co.uk/Menu%20Pages%2003/TV/TV05/ParisHiltonch.htm

bit of tesco value optimisation there i recon
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:52, archived)
# aaaaargh!
the nose! the nose! the nose! the nose! the nose! the nose! the nose! the nose! the nose! the nose!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# maybe now that she's won the competition
she can afford to get that hideous great honker fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# That site is so funny!
NONE of the gimps looks like the celebrities they're supposed to be like!

EDIT: Look at "Linda Barker"!

EDIT #2: Michael Barrymore's impersonator has even changed his name!

EDIT #3: The Del Boy one is good and, if it's who I think it is, he lives in/near Banbury.

EDIT #4: "Abi Tittmus" is lacking a certain something...
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:54, archived)
# Christ on a bike,
that's awful
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:56, archived)
# i'm going to hire
this bloke. i haven't decided what i'm going to do with him yet, though.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Set him adrift
in a sea of angry Frenchmen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:58, archived)
# actually, i've changed my mind.
i'm going to hire Gerry Adams, and get him to star in an ice dance extravaganza called "Sunday Bloody Sunday On Ice".
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:00, archived)
# that has to be the worst excuse for a
gerry adams "lookalike" I have ever seen... that guy could walk onto the shankill road, dander into the rangers social club, and nobody would take any notice of him.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:10, archived)
# The Tom Baker 'Dr Who' lokkalike
looks more like Terry Nutkins in a wig!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:20, archived)
# haha
barry michaelmore... WTFUX?!? LOL!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# It's great
They seem to have confused "looking like" with "having vaguely similar hair to", or in some cases "wears clothes in the style of". Bless.
(I helped save b3ta! Tone Depear fucking rocks, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 15:42, archived)
# haha i KNEW that was your picture before I even saw your name
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:53, archived)
# yep
the 280 pixel width is always a giveaway
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:05, archived)
# i don't really understand what that's all about.
It confuses me that people seem to think that this blonde, idiotic woman is a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:55, archived)
#
That chantelle bint from BB was a Paris Hilton look-a-like. Now in an ironic twist, she is now deemd a 'celebrity' because of going on BB, therefore making her more popular that Paris hilton (for the time being*). SO the roles could be reversed.




*5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 13:57, archived)
# ooh. recursive.
it's all a bit post-modern for me.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:01, archived)
# well.... at least she gets her baps
out
NSFW!!
img42.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc252&image=ec787BB_Chantelle_Rachael_012.jpg
NSFW!!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:12, archived)
# her bra looks far too big for the size of her baps
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Tesco Value baps?
I still would, tho.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:28, archived)
# paris who?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 14:51, archived)