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# OK, here's the pitch


Celebrity chef Antony Worral Tompson goes round to people's houses and does the washing up. Linda Barker does the hoovering and Keith Floyd takes the empties to the bottle bank.
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:27, archived)
# ha ha
christ. "saturday kitchen" is one of the best things on the television. i almost spunked everywhere when they showed you how to make your own pork pies.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:29, archived)
# last night we actually made
the beef and guinness casserole with dumplings they were making yesterday morning
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# Ooooh yes
That looked absolutely gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:51, archived)
# !
and how do you?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:31, archived)
# fine thanks
how do you?
(I helped save b3ta! DR Mexico Hunt, Hunt, Hunt, He's The Huntsman!!, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:33, archived)
# like
this, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:34, archived)
# i'm going to asda tomorrow
i may attempt this and post the results
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)
# use 7 times the amount of ingredients.
and make a MONSTER OF PORK.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:38, archived)
# i'd already upped the ingredients to allow it to contain a whole pig's head
as a tasty surprise at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# make it into the shape of a pig's head.
that would be classy.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Herb dumplings
mmmmmmm
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:44, archived)
# i can sense a PLAN coming together here.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# PORK PARTY!
someone call 5olly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# the logical conclusion here is just to wrap a whole pig in pastry and bake it
i see nothing wrong with this idea
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:45, archived)
# don't forget to add JELLY.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:46, archived)
# lime or raspberry?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:47, archived)
# BOTH.
and royal jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:48, archived)
# i'll order a skip-full
if this works out, the cows are next
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:49, archived)
# I like the thing after it
That show with the South African/Irish woman and her tool for extracting juice from lemons.
(I helped save b3ta! Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has a new blog: www.skepticcanary.com, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 15:26, archived)
# zplendid thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 14:37, archived)