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# hehehe
may cause bums.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Isn't that
lube, alcohol and an agressive gay?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)
# Any of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)
# it might have been b3ta, 4rthur or one of the many others,
but they had a great idea for a drunken wreck in your home, (possibly used after a b3ta bash many moons ago), whereas they put a condom on a spoon and sprayed it with deodorant before inserting into the drunken b3tan's ass, removing the spoon when done.
when they sober up they have a condom and a sore (from the aerosol) anus as well and their mind makes up the rest. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)
# Sounds like my kind of night ....
Oh wait. I remember now, i never do anything. I just sit at home on b3ta all the time. Damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)
# on the plus side you get to watch
THE MIGHTY BOOSH
in fifty minutes. hoooooray.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)
# Fifty? Jesus ...
I do require sleep you know, up early in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)
# i'm getting tickets to see them live in a few weeks
*pokes*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:35, archived)
# that'll be amazing,
a few of my friends are attending one venue too and i am very jealous.
grrrrrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)
# Balls, i thought about that ...
but technically i've only seen one episode, so you can't count me as a fan.

I do however, have tickets to see Little Britain. Not that it's that funny anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:37, archived)
# not since it became popular.
it's more those dodgy ringtone adverts i think. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)
# I detest them.
Let's go burn down their embassy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)
# added to that, the condom would be dry/empty
and so the b3tan would feel like he was a bad shag.

Oh the embarrassment of it all!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)
# yes i remember it wel... i mean,
yes it would be embarassing...
i imagine. hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:37, archived)
# hehehe
mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)
# hehe
great minds, or in this case an eye for the word 'bums'.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 6 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)