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(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:35, archived)
# Needs some of those glasses.
(I helped save b3ta! Sylia Stingray is pilfering the biscuits on, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:40, archived)
# bleeding, burning, business churning
wrenching crashing wildly thrashing

hustling bustling creative rustling

tossing trashing tongue backlashing

here and there and everywhere

minds are burning

aching with despair

we are weeping and seeping desperately seeking answers

to which we've no bacon

*slits wrists*

edit: oops. Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:41, archived)
#
/80s
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:42, archived)
# Daniel is travelling tonight on a plane

/70's
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# Switching decades for today?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Al Capone's guns don't argue
/60's
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# It's a celebrate the super seventies Tuesday!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# hahahahaha
but isn't the last line supposed to be "I like bacon"? or is that another poem?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:43, archived)
# hahaha edited for you madam
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:44, archived)
# yay!
It's perfect now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# 'ello luvvy
how did you get on with the fish?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:45, archived)
# It's the tap water
too much chlorine.

3 of the fish that died yesterday were lady fish and heavily pregnant. The nasty lady in the shop said "oooh look" and squeezed their dead bellies and the eggs popped out.

For lunch today, I had... sod all.

Edit: And while all of this was happening I was chased by an attack parrot who took a fancy to my multi-coloured toes and wanted to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Awww . . .
I don't suppose there's much you can do is there?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Add anti-chlorine when I top up the pond
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# Coo!
I din't know there was such a thing . . .

It's not kids wee-wee is it? They don't like it down the swimming pool . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Hey Potts, look at my fishtank. Want any tips?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:51, archived)
# I'm not pouring guinness into the pond!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:06, archived)
# *pretends to be a pond*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:11, archived)
# That's the reason my fish are all old but healthy!
Guiness is good for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:14, archived)
# use bottled water?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:16, archived)
# I thought that if you let the water sit exposed for a few days
the chlorine would evaporate. That's what I
do for the plants, at least. Spider plants are
supposed to be especially sensitive.

edit: of course, all my plants are hanging
on for dear life, so I'm probably wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 16:28, archived)
# Ah!
the best of all the Robert Burns' poems.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:48, archived)
# *carries in enormous haggis*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 7 Feb 2006, 15:50, archived)