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# jesus fuck a horse
that is mad
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:16, archived)
# not as mad as
someone saying 'jesus fuck a horse' :o)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:19, archived)
# ands certainly not as mad as...
... someone photoshopping jesus fucking a horse.
Hmmm... I guess the race is on.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:22, archived)
# you first mate,
my business class ticket to hell has already been paid for.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:27, archived)
# business class?
I'm right up front in First.

(I actually just did shop it but it looks shit.)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:35, archived)
# Business class has
better drinks though; they're not as hot :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:42, archived)
# OK... This should secure me seat 1A and a blow job off the stewardess.

(edit - what has b3ta done to me?)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:45, archived)
# hmmmm
sacrelicious...
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:53, archived)
# i was waiting for a second pic so I could say...
ooooh look, it's the second coming.
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:54, archived)
# You're in 1B mate.
I was going to do that, but thought I'd done enough...
Here... help me with this champagne and have a beernut.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:54, archived)
# why thank you
ooh look we're passing over the fiery gates of hades now
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:02, archived)
# great...
not long to landing... make sure you stuff all the cutlery and slippers in your pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:05, archived)
# Is the horse saying...
"I don't care what they say, you're not performing bloody miracles on me, mate"
(RayRayRay HooHooHoo, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:53, archived)
# the horse looks
pretty nonplussed, given what's happening to him!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:00, archived)
# he's not very demonstrative.
but he loves a holy thrusting.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:01, archived)
# well,
who doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:11, archived)
# i say "fuck a duck" a lot
by the by... i have video footage of my kitten doing exactly the above.. and stranger still - the tune on the platters was... what's new pussycat.. tom jones... i kid you not
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:27, archived)
# I had to read that twice
before I realised you didn't mean you had footage of your kitten fucking a duck!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:31, archived)
# there's people who'll pay good money for that.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)
# snarf
i wish! that would be SO wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:36, archived)
# but yet SO right
for the right fee, as Chaotic's said :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:43, archived)
# I'd laugh.
I think I would fall off furniture repeatedly watching that.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 22:50, archived)
# which in itself,
people would pay good money for!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:01, archived)
# Hmmm... a money making opportunity.
That could easily be arranged. Must get hold of a DV camera, then I could fall off stuff for you.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:03, archived)
# Not for me, thanks.
I'll be watching me videos of religious figures fucking farmyard animals.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 15 Dec 2002, 23:22, archived)