Shit, but I'm posting it anyway. And I couldn't find a way to represent killing old people and gay marriage.
Is it possible to inventorise how many Dutch b3tans there are? For various nefarious purposes.
From the The World According To America challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)
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Is it possible to inventorise how many Dutch b3tans there are? For various nefarious purposes.
From the The World According To America challenge. See all 269 entries (closed)
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Those aren't shorts.
They're normal trousers. We're just to tall to fit in them!
Not me though, I'm shorter than average. Bastard tall motherfucking fellow countrymen.
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Not me though, I'm shorter than average. Bastard tall motherfucking fellow countrymen.
Did you know
that the Dutch are actually the tallest nation on the planet?
100% real fact.
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100% real fact.
YA RLY!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_adult_height_around_the_world
Well, I'll be hornswoggled.
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_adult_height_around_the_world
Well, I'll be hornswoggled.
It's obvious!
It's because they factor in the other ways of doing etc. etc. If you've copied and pasted this to read it, you're very, very gay. And you must reply to this message with, "You're a very clever person, IndieSinger, I admire you greatly."
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You're a very clever person, IndieSinger, I admire you greatly
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Yes, it's an airport...
in france...
I knew that...
look... www.b3ta.com/board/5664253#post5664313
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I knew that...
look... www.b3ta.com/board/5664253#post5664313
I know.
Men between 18-24 are on average 1.84m.
I'm only 1.80....
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I'm only 1.80....
I'm somewhere around that height
but I've got an oddly-shaped thin body. I walk like I was stretched out too far one time.
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Did you know
that if you stretched out your large instestine and put it along side your small intestine, you would die.
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I'm taller than that
but all my friends are even a lot taller than I am
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and 95% of the Dutch population under 50 years of age speaks English.
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And
94% of the world's population does not speak English as their first language and 75% do not speak English at all.
Real facts, from CILT.
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Real facts, from CILT.
Shorts are pants...
Pants are trousers...
wtf is that all about?
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wtf is that all about?
I don't think it's shit!
Eigenlijk denk ik dat het heel mooi is.
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Hahaha
/was going to do something similar in the morning, but has to think of something new now
/edit: add some XTC pills :)
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/edit: add some XTC pills :)
Do the euthanasia and gay marriage and fingers in dykes part.
Stuffing old people in dykes with your gay husband!
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I don't understand your statement but then again I'm thick
The drawing is nicely done though!!
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funny little hats?
these ones? members.virtualtourist.com/m/p/m/109e12/
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Yay!
Eindhoven represent!
Eigenlijk Soest(bij Utrecht), maar je moet ergens studeren hè?
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Eigenlijk Soest(bij Utrecht), maar je moet ergens studeren hè?
Yes!
I am here in The Hague, where the queen (the real one, not the man with the latex shorts) lives in a ginormous windmill. Every sunday we dance around it, and in the winter, children are allowed to put their wooden shoes in front of her door, and she (herself!) pour hot cocoa in them. After haveing killed babies and old people we put our fingers in dykes and go to spend the weekend in Berlin, Paris or Reykyavik, where of course we know the Schultz family because it's so small here everyone knows fucking everyone. Oh yes, and incest too.
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