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# BEDAZZLED !


in honour of buying video of 'The Best Of What's Left Of Not Only But Also' for a £1 today. most excellent, specially dudley moore dressed as a rather convincing lady.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:34, archived)
# Thats ace
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# oooh that's crackin :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# *Gives crate of woos*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# what a fackin' caaant
he'd got cancer of the mortgage, you know. W00!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# ...
CLIVE: 'cause being a carpet gets you nowhere.
DEREK: Nowhere.
CLIVE: Except at the Savoy, it gets you upstairs.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:42, archived)
# Dear Mrs Thatcher...
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:46, archived)
# very, very good, dear!
Derek N Clive were all of teh class
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# damn right they were. shame their dead.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:36, archived)
# Ah...
cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# of the fackin season ticket
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# fackin
caaant.

S'wot I did to Dolly, kicked er in the fackin caaant.
(I helped save b3ta! JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:43, archived)
# My Vera applied for that new gameshow 'Blow Your Tits Up'...
...where famous people, such as Anthony Newley and Bruce Forsyth attach explosives to womens tits to see who's can go the highest.


etc etc
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:48, archived)
# Marvellous
I like teh vectors.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:38, archived)
# cunt
(not you...or him...just saying it out of spec for derek and clive)
(I helped save b3ta! ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:41, archived)
# Ere! that's a bit bloody good.
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 1 Mar 2006, 23:50, archived)