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# Sorry, I've not been around at all today, but I just finished sorting out this:

A half-arsed attempt at a paint-job on my car. Thankfully, my Dad's cleaned it all off with Nitromors! More here.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# you're not supposed to paint the windows!

/edit: that is a dreadful thing to do
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
#
paint blow
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# A whole new meaning to...
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off".
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)
#
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Ahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# When my first Mini was stolen and set fire to...
... I told the board and someone replied with that quote.
Honestly, it made my day. I was so upset, but that cheered me.
Edit: How rude of me - hilarious! Bloody woo!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:42, archived)
# Do you think God's telling you
you should be in a VW Beetle? You're not having too much luck with the Minis are you?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:45, archived)
# I've driven a Beetle and I wasn't overly impressed.
Yes, they're fab to look at, but I wouldn't want one to own.
And all it is with the Minis is pure jealousy/hatred on others part.
They're fab little cars.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:48, archived)
# now that
is funny ( official )
(The Good Dr Crapalot, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# :)
thanks, I've been waiting for it to become official for over a year.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:47, archived)
# Somebody wanted you to have a pink mini?
how very dare they. I would gladly box their ears for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# The police asked me if I'd upset anyone.
I considered giving them a list of b3tans, but I suppose that wouldn't help!
Oh, and the woman I got narked in Huddersfield, but again, not likely.
Maybe the culprit saw this and wanted revenge/to help.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)
# it is marks and spencers
aicmfp

maybe it fell from a B&Q delivery plane
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)
# It is rather a bizarre coincidence
...with you posting that the other day. I'd say look to b3tans who know you in real life, but no-one on here would do that surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:25, archived)
# All the b3tans I know in real life are 100% lovely.
The closest b3tan is crazyjude and she's 100% lovely.
The next closest is TUTT, and I hardly think she'd do it.
The next closest is Curis, and I really really do doubt he'd do it.
Firstly, he's in Lisbon (or so he says...) and also I have access to... well, it'd hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)
# I bet it's Curis
after you spurned his latest advances ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:31, archived)
# I don't remember spurning any of his advances!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
# oh yeah, you gave in you tramp ;)
oops, forgive me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Ha! Completely!
Who wouldn't say no to Curis, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:44, archived)
# As I said, no-one on here, surely
Synchronicity is a strange and wonderful thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:33, archived)
# It is indeed.
Ooh, just noticed your taggy-wotsit.
I'll be seeing you in Blackpool then - yay!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:36, archived)
# Hoorah,. yes indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Oh I'll probably buy
you a shandy then.
(I helped save b3ta! Zoot Cadillac . do androids dream of electric sheep?, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# Oh, sir, you are too kind!
More beery than lemonadey please.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:50, archived)
# Unboxed ears are so messy around the house
I wonder if you can tupperware ears?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Have Jackson Pollack exhumed and arrested..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)
# Haha - best comment yet!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)
# pfft!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:29, archived)
# Pffft! Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:31, archived)
# ah, it's not redexed now
It reminds me of when the Stone Roses paint-attacked their former record company in 1990.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:35, archived)
# funnily enough
i didnt think of that
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# I was four or five.
I don't remember that! :P
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# cripes!
I was 17. I got free tickets for the Spike Island gig when I went to see them in court.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:40, archived)
# That's not braw.
That's not braw at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Nope - but she's all cleaned up now!
Yay for Dads who'll drive almost 50 miles to clean their daughter's car!
Also, good afternoon you lovely man of stoat proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:54, archived)