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# Did anyone see that giant shark on the telley?


That poor seal didn't stand a chance.
(bandgeekmafia78, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)
# agh! semen shark!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:14, archived)
# iiiittttt llllloooookkkkkssss lllllliiiikkkkeeee
hhhheeee bbblllleeeewww aaa ssseeeaaaalllll.



aaaaarrf
(Michael J Fox is having a shaky start., Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# 'sup Mike? A little jittery?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# it'd be complete if that song "shaking all over" started playing
most romantic
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)
# remember - more than 3 shakes and it's a wank
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)
# *makes mental note*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)
# I'll show you if you want
*skakes*
*skakes*
*skakes*
.....


*falls asleep*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)
# mooove up ! amy sleepy time !
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)
# *moves up*
how cosy
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:27, archived)
# now remeber jessica, don't tell mummy about our little game
and no more than two shakes at once ok!?
sometimes i feel a little wasted on here...
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)
# is that like a sperm whale?

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:42, archived)
# was it in the Thames?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:15, archived)
# about 4.20
.
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# new market or braintree?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)
# Well it gets my seal of approval
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:17, archived)
# heh
*guffaw guffaw*

Rather shellfish of you to use that joke!
(bandgeekmafia78, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)
# any more shellfish gags
cummon dont clam up
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)
# Are you lot fin-ished?
(kid_77: MS-Paint wielder, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:22, archived)
# i wasn't PRAWN yesterday
.
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)
# GIANT SHARK?

i was barly the size of my TV screen, i could have had it with one hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# and it was neither great nor white
what a rip off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:20, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:21, archived)
# was it?
I had the sound turned down.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)
# racist racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:23, archived)
# I got so scared...
that I did a little wee and my mummy got cross and my dad then punched my mummy and got angry....
(bandgeekmafia78, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:26, archived)
# :( oh noes!
is mommy still unconcious?
*fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:28, archived)
# No...
she's under the patio. Daddy says she is sleeping *sniff*
(bandgeekmafia78, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:32, archived)
# yeah sleeping with the fishes
oh ...no wait a minute
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)