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# It's guess the Spam Subject tiem...


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Sorry about this, by the way, but this another of those silly spam mails that made me laugh because it makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)
# Looks like a spam bot has gone a bit emo.
/edit: And where can I get one of these motor wives?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)
# OMG
that just melted my brain!
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)
# Your L plate has gone!
You're a big man now.

*cheers*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:21, archived)
#
woo *wanks*
(Lexachu A buh? no, not a buh, a bomb!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)
# That really makes no sense!
Edit: Were they after money or something?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:20, archived)
# I know,
and knowing the subject makes it even more random.

Edit: No, that's all it said. No links or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)
# You gonna put us out of our misery?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Sure thing. The subject was...
"SAD TO HAVE SHORT D1CCK, BIGGER 2" NOW AT LOW window"

What (and indeed) the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# So that's what the neato revolution shirt guy does for a living.
Spam bot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)
# What now right!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)
# Fisting your Neighbours fuck buddy while on cheep canadian meds anastasia\0/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)
# LOL!1111!!!!!!!!!11111111111
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:23, archived)
# I get a lot of these nonsense spam
they are secret messages to our lizard overlords. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)
# Praise be teh Ike!
he will lead us into the light.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)
# apparently
he now believes that the Matrix is real...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:25, archived)
# You mean it isn't?
After the amount of money I've spent on long black coats too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:26, archived)
# Did I say it wasn't?
I merely reported that he says it is.
Take the blue pill Doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)
# *takes*
*gets stonking boner*

Pisses, it was only Viagra.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# pissing with a hard on
is always funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:37, archived)
# with your feet in the air and your head on the ground.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:38, archived)
# you mean it isn't?

AARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!

*runs around screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:27, archived)
# yes...NOT real....
yes...



yes...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# Wait, this could be a conspiracy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# conspires
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:31, archived)
# It's Guy Fawkes!!
Get him!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)
# All glory upon him!
*puts on turqoise tracksuit*
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:25, archived)
# Just Do Her!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:22, archived)
# go tym go!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:32, archived)
#
*cares hard*

[all sarcasm in italics]
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:24, archived)
#
apologizes
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# A mail entitled
"Flea-bitten whores do whatever you want" was the best one I ever received.

Unfortunately they didn't seem to want to do the ironing or indeed the washing up..
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:28, archived)
# My best was
"I really could go for some casual sex"

Just like, as if it was a passing fancy. Like you'd have for pringles or something.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:30, archived)
# You should have got on to
the ASA about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:51, archived)
# FREECYCLE : Wanted - Cheese Grater with turny handle
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 10:29, archived)