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Also on a comedy point what are the original "Alaska" and "Jamaica" jokes?
I can't remember them verbatim.
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I can't remember them verbatim.
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Me: My wifes goign to the west indies...
You: Jamacia?
Me: No shes going of her own accord
You: cunt
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You: Jamacia?
Me: No shes going of her own accord
You: cunt
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was obviously quicker to type than Carribean!
And you had time to get your cunt in too
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And you had time to get your cunt in too
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Jamaica?
No she's going of her own accord
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No she's going of her own accord
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Eskimo 1: Where's your mum from?
Eskimo 2: Alaska
Eskimo 1: It's alright, I'll ask her myself.
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Eskimo 2: Alaska
Eskimo 1: It's alright, I'll ask her myself.
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A: My wife went to Indonesia
B: Djakarta?
A: No, she drove herself.
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B: Djakarta?
A: No, she drove herself.
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A: I went to Bangladesh to find out what colour the people are there.
B: Dhaka?
A: Slightly, yes.
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B: Dhaka?
A: Slightly, yes.
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Man 1: My girlfriend's been on holiday between America and Russia
Man 2: Bering Strait
Man 1: No, going round and round in circles
ahahahahahahahah
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Man 2: Bering Strait
Man 1: No, going round and round in circles
ahahahahahahahah
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A: I went to Wales to learn about the cosine rule. It was all about the inverse cosine of side b squared plus side c squared minus side a squared all over two times side a times side b.
B: Anglesea?
A: No, angle A.
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B: Anglesea?
A: No, angle A.
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A: I met Margaret Thatcher during my holiday in Italy.
B: Genoa?
A: No, just bumped into her at the airport.
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B: Genoa?
A: No, just bumped into her at the airport.
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I've just been to Poole
In dorset?
Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone
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In dorset?
Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone
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Guildford?
No, I eat before I came.
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No, I eat before I came.
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A: I went to see the South Park film in Ireland.
B: Kilkenny?
A: Yes, they did. The bastards.
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B: Kilkenny?
A: Yes, they did. The bastards.