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[challenge entry] 'Ning!

From the Failed Sex Toys challenge. See all 254 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:17, archived)
# hahahaha
*loses cock*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:17, archived)
# Ooof!
Giger-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)
# ouch
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:18, archived)
# *shudders*
err lovely, *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! hypnochimp, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:19, archived)
# !!
probably the first time i've refused to put my cock in something....

oh what the heck
*inserts*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:20, archived)
# shuddering fuck.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:20, archived)
# if you plug it into the mains, you really do get a shuddering fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha...ow!
Second Prize

(the Clarkson is the winnah)
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:21, archived)
# Haven't seen that one.
*goes looking*

Typing 'sex toys' into Google for this compo has been a bit of an eye-opener!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:24, archived)
# Here it is
www.b3tards.com/uploads/bopit.jpg

(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:31, archived)
# I did see that one. Brilliant!
What's it got to do with Clarkson?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan est in horto, sedet, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:40, archived)
# See?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 10:19, archived)
# phwoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 17 Mar 2006, 9:26, archived)