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# Newsletter
Holy Jesus H Fucking Christ!

I'm in the NEWSLETTER!

I'm so proud, so proud. I had a couple front-pages ages ago, but this, THIS is the happiest moment of my life! I'm actually IN the newsletter!

I'd like to thank Jesus, and my agent, and those kids I tampered with...

-me
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# ha!
and they said always have tamper proof kids!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# I was in last weeks..get over it :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I was once too
I've become a recluse since. I couldn't handle the fame.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I would exchange all my single front page
for some grocery shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# I'd swap all my 0 FPs
for a nice cup of tea.

[I am still sulking that Doppler's cat didn't make it.]
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# it would take at least oral sex
for me to give up mine
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)
# It's no biggy to give up none.
I've been in the newsletter 5 or 6 times, but never FPed.

I wonder what the stats for the naughty step look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Beefpoker
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Sheepnudger
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Porkslapper
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:25, archived)
# cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)
# twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# Muppet.
EDIT - bugger, missed a trick there, I should have gone with 'Jerk!'
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# I have been in it twice.
Or was it three times?

Edit
Proudest moments in my life:

Appearing in the newsletter
Appearing in the newsletter for the second time
Appearing in the newsletter for the third time (confirmed, three times)
All my front pages
The birth of my daughter
Passing my driving test
My first wank to messy climax
My first drunken passing out performance
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Mine was
Opening a shop. From conception to shop opening - 6 weeks.

My first DJ gig at a club.
'noon Mr Moon.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Hi miss Pot. xxx
I'm very jealous about the shop thing. I would swap all of the above for that.

Edit: Maybe I'll keep the wank thing actually.

Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# which bit was yours?

congrats. my fp was the happiest day of my life
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:28, archived)
# The story of my knocking out a chick.
That was NOT my proudest moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Demonic Omelette, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# Ha!
yes. that was a good tale!
(I helped save b3ta! grey matter, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:36, archived)
# But it was all worth it
because it amused us.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 18 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)