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(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# And you know this because....
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)
# his last girlfriend
it cost him a fortune in lube as she'd dried up in her seventies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# That makes me feel a little sick
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:19, archived)
# to the tune of
'I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier'?
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)
# "it feels like dragging"
"a dry piece of liver over your cock"

Doesn't quite fit......
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)
# ha ha, you're right!!
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)
# correct
here's a jaffa cake
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# I was singing that in the pub last week
It may have thought of it subconsciously after reading it here. Followed by "I've got peas but I'm not a paedo"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# My dad was singing that one yesterday at Sunday dinner
... nobody beleives him though
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# or
I'm a fan but I haven't got a fanny.

maybe
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:18, archived)
# Riight.
(:
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# real feel?
I only like plastic livers
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Mar 2006, 16:13, archived)