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# OI
sod off!
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:07, archived)
# mong!
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# oi watch it
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:15, archived)
# although i do
agree with vegetarians being mentally disabled
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:08, archived)
# I'm a welsh vegetarian.
What does that make me?
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:11, archived)
# half great
half useless

edit - sorry had it wrong way round
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# I actually see it as being the opposite way around.


(and yes, i know that would be the same thing, but I'm assuming you mean useless for veg and not welsh)
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:13, archived)
# I am a twat
sorry
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:23, archived)
#
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:14, archived)
# Not at all, vegeterians are people too and deserve all the same rights.
However, I do believe that this being the case it's only fair that every vegeterian and vegan be eaten. The argument goes something like this:

If you ever get stuck on a desert island or similar wilderness location in a plane crash and the survivors are forced to eat eachother who's the first to go? That's right, the vegeterians.

Now this is really harsh, not only do they not deserve to be discriminated against for their lifestyle choice they've just seen loads of people die and suffered the trauma of the crash so you can't honestly justify it.

There are several possible sollutions to this but all are very unfair. You could never get on a plane with a vegeterian or ban them from flying but this is, again, discrimination. Fact is, no matter what sollution you come up with it'll always disadvantage someone. Clearly there is only one way to minimize the risk of getting stranded with a vegeterian and having to eat them and that is to eat them pre-emptively. They may complain at first when you stick their head in the oven so you'll just have to explain you've got their own wellbeing in mind.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:15, archived)
# How about everyone eats the bananas 10 metres away?
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:18, archived)
# Don't you play your vegeterian mind games with me
You'll have to be eaten and I'll hear no more of this sillyness.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:19, archived)
# arf, just noticed
you can't even spell 'vegetArian'!
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:23, archived)
# But the vegetarians will be the least delicious
As all the fat and grease from a high-meat diet will cause the carnies to be all swollen and tasty. Plus, all their organs will be the size of footballs; feeding all.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:27, archived)
# plus a desert is usually void of all living things
except scorpions and inedible scrub (and vegetarians apparently)
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:24, archived)
# that's (not) a lot of sense you're making there
(twat)
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:18, archived)
# yes
and I forgot to include gingers in the list of new disableds.
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:20, archived)
# and gays
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:26, archived)
# Students for fucks sake...
all of them
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:30, archived)
# except me
for i am no ordinary student
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:41, archived)
# fact
(, Tue 28 Mar 2006, 22:42, archived)