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[challenge entry] Dunno what you're worried about

you don't have to walk out of here on your own

From the Inappropriate Charity Events challenge. See all 226 entries (closed)

(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)
# hahaha
HULL!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:47, archived)
# i'm worried about your typography skills!
Black type on dark textured background
tut tut
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:47, archived)
# you fucking loves it
you slaaag
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
# oh yes!
YES I DO!

pfffft!
you can have your woo now

*releases withheld WOO!

EDIT: hahahahahahaha!!
nice green!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:49, archived)
# What he said
How about a nice bit of white keyline or outer glow?
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:48, archived)
# maybe a less fiddly type face too
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:49, archived)
# Yes
Nice bit of Century Gothic perhaps?

graphic designers anonymous
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)
# oh i just cum
CG is my fave!
*fwaps over indesign*
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)
# NOW look what you've made him do!

(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)
# what about some good old comic sans?
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)
# I got a bollocking from the mods
for bragging about getting comic sans on the FP
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:54, archived)
# really?
they are being such nazis
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)
# Well
I can see their point. I edited my FP to say 'thanks' and 'hahaha comic sans on the fp'
and they deleted the comment and told me not to edit front pages because they spoil the front page. Which is fair enough, but I was then told 'I am on the naughty step' or something, which surprised me a bit.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)
# shut ya face fish lover!
i will not have that sort of talk thrown around in my presence
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)
# comic sans is teh bestest font ever.

i had to do an extensive site once, all in comic sans, it sent me crazy.

they also changed the site colours about 5 times, i went fucking mental over it.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)
# AAAAAaaaargh
not the dreaded InDesign!!!


*fears*
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:55, archived)
# i am teh master of indesign
never used it before starting here
18 months of being forced to has given me all the skills!

it pisses all over quark
even just on it's adobe compatability alone
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:56, archived)
# *pushes CS box further out of reach*
*cuddles Quark protectively*
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:57, archived)
# mmmmm *cuddles CS package with love*
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)
# i've only used it once
as a demo and that was to convert a file to summat else.

seems quite similar.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)
# *collectivly hugs (evaluation copy) quark*

(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)
# haha!!
where's ya dongle!?
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)
# yes it does doesnl't it.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:09, archived)
# CS in general is fantastic, but I'm scared of InDesign
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)
# We can evaluate subatomic particles now?
I have been living in a cave.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:21, archived)
# Indesign pisses on Quark from a great height
No question
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:07, archived)
# yeh
if anyone in graphic designers annoymous would like to give me a job... do!

ps. i love macs*


maybe not totally true
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:51, archived)
# no
give me the job.

then i'll hire tweeny in a couple of months.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)
# *hired*
We need more fish-based Illustrators
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:58, archived)
# Woo-hoo!
*does little dance*
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)
# *gives extra points for dancin*
*hands out basic Salary: £17500*
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)
# you missed off a '0'

(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:03, archived)
# ah yes
£07500
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:04, archived)
# Bah!

i don't get out of bed for that.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:16, archived)
# wooo
ill would have finished uni/exhibitions after june july time.... you can hire me then, give time for him to get settled in and then hire me!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)
# no!
your bosses' request was

"we need illustrators who will work for fish"
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:00, archived)
# Arf!
Arf!

*claps like seal*
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 12:02, archived)
# one way ticket
hehe
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)
# hehehehehe
Oi! You! Where are you going with that shovel? These is protected woodlands!
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)
# haha
nicely edited
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)
# there's a nasty green fog in them there woods
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)
# that's from the decomposing corpses.
(, Thu 30 Mar 2006, 11:54, archived)