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# bad re-hashed joke #2

for teh shame....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:38, archived)
# As a Nazi i take offence to this and demand some sort of lottery grant and maybe a lordship
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:40, archived)
# :(
As a monkey I take offence of this
(rockstar2k, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:48, archived)
# ^
Hard
(Fudge Monkey never did, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:57, archived)
# Gimme that fence back!
Thieving monkey...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 20 Apr 2006, 18:04, archived)
# ahem
my fence
(rockstar2k, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 18:37, archived)
# that joke doesn't really make sense unless you tell it right
and hardly anyone ever tells it right

the "see, I told you no-one cares about the jews" is directed to someone else, usually goering

hitler and goering arrive at a board meeting of all the top nazis and hitler outlines his new plan
"I want to kill all the jews and a Chiuaua"
Himmler looks a bit confused by this
"Why the long face himmler?" ask hitler
"well, my furher, why do you want to kill a chiuaua?"
Hitler turns to goering and says
"See, I told you nobody cares about the jews"
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:41, archived)
# aye
tbh, I prefer the one I did yesterday on the local morgue
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:43, archived)
# WINNAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:48, archived)
# aye
tis a good 'un that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:51, archived)
# *shudder*
Well, thats another few months therapy for me!
(Eldraduffin is not paranoid, they ARE all out to get him., Thu 20 Apr 2006, 18:19, archived)
# i like the version that goes on for ages and really annoys the listeners... :D
Long story short, berlin wall being destroyed, and they find a bunker beneath it that was built over. As the world's press follow the workmen inside the bunker, they find an aged hitler,himmler and goering playing cards and smoking cigars.
when asked to answer press question,hitler offers to explain about why he wanted to kill 5 million jews and 2 scuba divers...
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:49, archived)
# As the number 2 million
I take offence to nothing at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Squeaky Shoes *riao riao*, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:43, archived)
# As Hitler
I take offence to being portrayed without a moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:46, archived)
# he's got no nose....
can't you tell!?!???!?

There again, if my face was 8-bit....
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:49, archived)
# ok
in that case..
I take offence to being portrayed without a nose.
How would I smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:51, archived)
# and for the first time
I click-a yousa pictür...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:47, archived)
# danka sha
as they'd say in Hitlerville...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 20 Apr 2006, 17:53, archived)
# Host it somewhere.
A good example of somewhere to host it can be found here. Then click here.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 21 Apr 2006, 19:59, archived)