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# I object!
one of my 4 year-olds brought home this reading book from school at the weekend...

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a: Would YOU let that bloke babysit for anyone?
b: what is that dubious gay porno literature he's making the kid look at?

Pah!




(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:12, archived)
# "pink stories"

"happy tater" ?

/poor eyesight

and no, i wouldn't! SHAVE DAMNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:13, archived)
# *Shaves*
*gets brazilian nut...*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# never trust a man with hair in funny places
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# that would be all of us older than 13?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# no!
not THAT funny... i'm talking chins!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# well i was going to sa.... *ew*
*removes pube from between teeth*

(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:20, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)
# pffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
#
Happy Tales.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
# *squints more*


whatever
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:16, archived)
# I prefer Happy Tater!
Have a story of mine!



(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:19, archived)
# That hippo has sexy moobs
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:20, archived)
# hungry, hungry HIPPOS!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:21, archived)
# how lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:22, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:24, archived)
# hurrahs!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:25, archived)
# PO

TA

TOES
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:15, archived)
#
"Happy falus"

its a story about an illiterate happy penis,
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:17, archived)
# the way it should be
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:18, archived)
# hahaha
If I ever had to draw a nonce that's what he would look like.

He's even trying to cover his erection with a book
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# if you stare at it for long enough it moves...



(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:20, archived)
# Pink stories?
how queer!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# i dunno!
but the dog on his P'jays is certainly liking what he sees!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Written by Rod Hunt
which isn't rude. But could be.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:14, archived)
# Woah
i actually have the book from when i was six, and that babysitter always freaked me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Wed 3 May 2006, 11:51, archived)