
"Raccoons can carry Baylisascaris roundworm, distemper, and rabies. Of the approximately 8,000 documented animal rabies cases in the United States, raccoons constitute approximately 50%"
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Dave the Hat can carry Baylisascaris roundworm, distemper, and rabies. Of the approximately 8,000 documented people rabies cases in the United States, Dave the Hat constitutes approximately 5000%
Urethral scrapes
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Urethral scrapes

you should have used a proper helmet instead of you mother's best soup pan. You'll never learn.
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