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# forgive me...
There once was a man from Nantucket
(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:04, archived)
# who lived inside a large bucket
i am pronouncing that place right?
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:06, archived)
# one day he said fuckit
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:06, archived)
# theres a hole in my bucket
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:08, archived)
# No, no!
The structure's ALL WONG
(_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:10, archived)
# :(
i suck at these
ive already ruined 2
edit:tho seems to run fine for me in my head
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:10, archived)
# is that like
winging a wong number in the chinese phone book? old school joke, there
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:15, archived)
# is that in a book?
roald dahl perchance?
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:17, archived)
# not that I know of,
just a shite schoolyard joke from the 70s :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:18, archived)
# im intrigued by my flash of memory
im gonna look it up
aint sleeping till the wonders of the internet give me an answer
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:19, archived)
# its from
charlie and the great glass elevator

"there are so many wings and so many wongs that you're ikely to wing the wong number"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:23, archived)
# *points*
That's more than likely the bunny.....adjusting to life in wales then Mike?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:26, archived)
# yeah its not bad
i'm in HK at the moment though, spending xmas with the folks and the dog. wales is great apart from the pissing weather actualy, i'm really enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:28, archived)
# oops - I've been away for
a couple of days - last time I lurked you were in wales, boyo. Have a good HK xmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:31, archived)
# cheers dude, you too
apart from the hk bit.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:31, archived)
# i thought it was
i couldnt member exactly
and i couldnt find my copy of the book
tnx my memory is satisfied i can sleep now
(Alpen, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:27, archived)
# IT predates the
Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator by any number of years...


Try Max Wall, the Music Hall comedian, of days of yore

/edit: Just how damn old am I anyway??!?!?!
(MSPaintGuru, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:39, archived)
#
so won't you delilah please suckit
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:10, archived)
# ya.
it's like saying "Fuck it"
(techsmurf, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:07, archived)
# whose dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"i molest children every day for fun"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:06, archived)
# That's the best limerick
I'VE EVER HEARD
(_, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:07, archived)
#
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:08, archived)
# i thenk
yeow.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:11, archived)
# mike the perv from hong kong
was always exposing his schlong
when he got out his balls
he got whistles and calls
and the ladies all shouted 'ding dong'
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:14, archived)
# yaaaaay
i rule.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:26, archived)
# there was a young man from gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash em
His wife said "Jack"
"If you don't put em back"
"I'll stand on the bastards and squash em"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:12, archived)
# isn't that
lee evans?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:24, archived)
# THATS IT!!!
I didn't know where I'd heard it....couldn't remember...cheers
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:25, archived)
# if we're on limericks...
I'll repeat my favourite one:

There was a young woman from Leith
Who would circumcise men with her teeth.
It wasn't for fame,
Or love of the game,
But to get at the cheese underneath.


I thank you
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
and eeew
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:21, archived)
# warning: low hummus
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Tue 24 Dec 2002, 2:47, archived)