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(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:50, archived)
# you're absolutly right
i should go.


*goes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:51, archived)
# come back
we love you!
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:53, archived)
# *comes back*
it wasn't fun anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:55, archived)
# I don't get it.
In other news, I got glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:54, archived)
# there pretty nice, ashally!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:55, archived)
# vere sexay :-)
but there appears to be no lense's in them (or is it just the light) ?

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:56, archived)
# the light
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:57, archived)
# got the sexy librarian look going for you
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:56, archived)
# you need braces and a monobrow
then you shall be a geek (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:56, archived)
# ehheheeh *fires up photoshop*
*thinks - erm hmmmmm... maybe not*

*chickens out*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:58, archived)
# already had braces
and man, if I had a unibrow I'd wax it.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:59, archived)
# waxing is teh shiiiit
i can't wait to get rid of these damn braces
i hope to get them off before the prom
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# my mate barry does not like waxing anymore...
not since he lost a bet and had a full body wax..... and I mean a full one...

*shudders*

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:03, archived)
# why get braces,
aren't British people *supposed* to have crooked teeth?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:12, archived)
# *scowls*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:19, archived)
# *Burns Dentistry*
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Tue 23 May 2006, 21:20, archived)
# the hottest girlfriend I ever had had a monobrow

she looked like Elle McPherson, except with
a monobrow. I've always been more turned off
by those skinny, waxed eyebrows.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:18, archived)
# I used to have a fireplace just like that
Nice glasses btw.
(Pachey, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:14, archived)
# nice glasses!
really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:25, archived)
# wow.
that's a really fucking horrible piece of legislation, that.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:54, archived)
# Not really.
Don't want to occupy?
Don't join the sodding army.
(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:59, archived)
# yeah
(Sandy Koufax's Wonky Willy, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# fuck
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:20, archived)
# methinks in the states you can get drafted at any time....
thankfully they did away with that here years ago..

mind you the country went to hell after they did (according to my grand-dad)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:01, archived)
# i think more criminals and naughty young people
should have to serve

that'd be ACE
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:02, archived)
# ah yes, let's guard the country with an army of criminals.
sounds like an excellent plan :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# There's no draft here
for now, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Yeah....
Unless the door comes off it's hinges again!
(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:04, archived)
# give em time....
as soon as they start running out of cannon fodder....

*ben elton mode off*

:-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# Hence the "for now"
;)
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:06, archived)
# ninja edit is the
best ;-)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:09, archived)
# I hit enter instead of shift
:D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:12, archived)
# plenty of army people who don't agree with the occupation
it has nothing to do with defending the homeland, the main reason a person would join the army (besides of course having college paid for)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:03, archived)
# Actually...
If you are "defending the homeland" then you would do what the chain of command tells you to do anyway. Therefore the occupation would be part of the job.
(Fraser -Click for the shrine, and try to beat it!, Tue 23 May 2006, 21:05, archived)
# well, i don't want to go
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Tue 23 May 2006, 20:55, archived)