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[challenge entry] Operating Thetan's only, please.

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:27, archived)
# Do you need to defeat some kind of monster to get level 8?
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:28, archived)
# You have to
bum John Travolta
(I helped save b3ta! entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:28, archived)
# twice
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:29, archived)
# in the face
while wearing heavy robes
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:31, archived)
# burn me once, shame on you
burn me twice,

you better buy me a new twice
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:32, archived)
# U hav 2
STEEL TEH UPLAOD COEDZ!!!!
(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:37, archived)
# What is a thetan?




awaits sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:29, archived)
# /sarcasm
Don't you know

/endsarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:30, archived)
# NO


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:32, archived)
# That information cannot be revealled
until you join the church. Which will cost you £500.


Unless you cheat and look on wikipedia
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:31, archived)
# Oh right,
You learn something new everyday.
B3ta has taught me plenty!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:33, archived)
#
Get hold of the south park scientology episode (well one of them, there are two I suppose) they are both uber

(I helped save b3ta! entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Did you transcribe this?

if so then most woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:40, archived)
#
No it is for the compo (or was) they take the piss out of scientology, but if Cruise was god then South Park would be like the animation.
(I helped save b3ta! entropy_uk www.andrewtatham.com/blog, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:41, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:34, archived)
# why buy?
Here it is!
www.holysmoke.org/cos/what-cos.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:39, archived)
# which is of course untrue
everyone knows the Earth was populated not by 8 space planes but three giant arcs from the planet Golgafrincham...

well they said the other two were comming
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:47, archived)
# Those are the two
that contain the sane people, all of the unicorns and dragons and enough gold so everyone is rich, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:54, archived)