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[challenge entry] Just a quickie as I'm late for my dyslexia clinic.

From the If Tom Cruise Was God challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Bindun.
But probably the best of a bad bunch.

My my my, am I getting sick of Tom Cruise.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:37, archived)
# Oh dear sorry.
I couldnt be bothered to check.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:38, archived)
# I got that after watching
Vanilla Sky...I haven't watched another Tom Cruise movie since

Except War of the Worlds. And even then I deeply regretted it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:39, archived)
# I actually liked Vanilla Sky.
And the first M:I. Does this mean I'm gay?

ps. I also like teh cock.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:43, archived)
# Insufficient data
Are you a girl?
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:45, archived)
# No, I'm Andrew Marr
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 0:07, archived)
# No, I'm Marrtacus
(Ronnie Spleen MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BU, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 0:27, archived)
# i see
what you did there.

woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:38, archived)
# haha
chortle
(A Hospital Carpark, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:38, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:38, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:40, archived)
# WOOF
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:44, archived)
# Why does Tony Danza lick his balls?
Because he can!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:46, archived)
# hehhheheheh
 
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:49, archived)
# hahaha
*goes to listen to The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza*

yes, really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:55, archived)