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[challenge entry] Why doesnt Jesus eat M&Ms?

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(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:45, archived)
# Because he has a nut allergy
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Oh noes
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:57, archived)
# that deserves this
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(kaedesmith, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:58, archived)
# jesus looks like a proper spanner in that photograph*
no wonder he never got a ride if he was walking about with eye liner, lip gloss and a crap goatee.

*is aware that it is not a photograph
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:48, archived)
# you've just described every emo I've ever met
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:52, archived)
# there was an emo right in front of me on my train once.
he was crying, and i had to stop myself from laughing my arse off...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:55, archived)
# If his photo is in the obituaries
make sure to post it so we can all have a good laugh.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:57, archived)
# that occured to me when i was writing it.
but jesus looks a bit more like a hippy marc bolan in that painting.

i would have been with the jews,
LYNCH THE FUCKING HIPPY
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:57, archived)
# hahaha
Is that a uniquely scottish term (ride)? I use it all the time, but what about you englishers?
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Die Englisher Schum
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Still not here
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:56, archived)
# it's usually used as a negative term..

shut it ya fckin' ride!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Best said with a really nasal accent
No, i don't use it in that sense, more

"Did you get a ride off that dirty last night?"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:58, archived)
# gis a swatch
one of my favourite scottish things
(kaedesmith, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 15:01, archived)
# i was going to say 'shan ride'
but i didn't know if anyone would understand.

mon the scottish lingo!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 15:00, archived)
# because 2000 years ago you couldn't get it for love nor money in jeruselem
plus they had been invented at that time.

also the story of jesus is a test of faith, it's not been proved that anything really happend, he may well just be a mytical figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:51, archived)
# they stick to his stigmata
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Not kosher?
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 15:01, archived)
# they make him dribble?

(I_am_B, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 15:23, archived)