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# thanks to Pachety for her randomity
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:41, archived)
# twisting my mellon man!
:S
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:42, archived)
# CALL THE COPS!


'noon!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# 'noon good sir!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# 'NOOOOOOOOOON
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# call the cops what?
'noon!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Sir?
/respectful
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)
# Sir who? Cliff Richard?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:48, archived)
# CUNTHAMMERS
Ooh, i forgot how much i loved Start. Do they still make it?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:49, archived)
# yeah...I bought some from Tesco the other day
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:50, archived)
# Tesco you say?
I'm going to find me some hot Start action tonight
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)
# FUCK YES. Good luck. I couldn't find them in my local crappy Tesco
but the missus found them at a larger store. ROCK AND/OR ROLL
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:53, archived)
# I HAVE THE BIGGEST TESCO IN THE WORLD
It's true. It's the size of LONDON!!11!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)
# WHERE'S MY HUGE COCK?1
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:03, archived)
# you have your pance on today
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:08, archived)
# I can vouch for that
I'm actually there now, I've been lost in its hallowed aisles for 3 months now!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:00, archived)
# I will come and rescue you tonight
And then you'll have to give my bumsex forever, because i'll be like your hero or something
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:04, archived)
# Hmmm, OK
I suppose I've been your hero long enough.

I'm somewhere near the frozen pizzas, but later I'll be near the eggs.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:14, archived)
# I can be your hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:17, archived)
# OK....



*backs away*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:43, archived)
# noooo
come back,
there's loads more!!


(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:44, archived)
# *comes back*
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:52, archived)
# hahahaha
Now do Ant and Dec with an ant and a deck.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Woo!
mince
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:47, archived)
# I can't quite work out what's going on there
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:49, archived)
# That's racist and i'm offended
Although it does look to be Gretna that's being blown up, so no great loss there
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:51, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:59, archived)
# actually, that looks like the Eastern border
and Eyemouth is even less of a loss...
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Yay!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:06, archived)
# On reflection,
Judy Murray's shades are more Matrix than Terminator. You could see Carrie-Ann Moss in them for sure.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:53, archived)
# what the fuck are you talking about?
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:55, archived)
# quoting the BBC websites text commentary
for Murray's impending crashing defeat.
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 15:58, archived)
# aaaah
it all becomes opaque now!
(, Mon 3 Jul 2006, 16:07, archived)