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# i think so
technically...
cos phil n tomsk knew each other before b3ta...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:28, archived)
# you met through b3ta then?
woo yay.

edit: am attempting to get my better half to read b3ta a bit more - i think she's registered as "polarbear lover".
(martian, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:30, archived)
# yep
19th April bash last year...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# i remember that
that was when i joined! ah the memories
not that i went to the bash of course
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Woo!
I was there. In years to come it'll be
"Do you remember where you were when Popt_art met Hugo Rune?"
"Yes"
"well, what were you doing?"
"I can't remember, I was pissed. Lovely people tho"
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:37, archived)
# "I was very drunk at that point though"
has been tacked on to every single one of my anecdotes from the last six months, and it's starting to worry me.
(martian, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# What's starting to worry you?
oh.. it's ummm... ummmmm.....errrrrm... Nope, it's gone again, must be pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# now would be a really good time to dance down the street
c'mon vulga, you're me best mate! let's dance!

edit: is my memory playing tricks or did i ask you about the break-up with your girlfriend, and then offer you a drink with the words, "I'm not trying to ply you with drinks before seducing you, honest!"... ffs...
(martian, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)
# Because tonight, we're gong to
party like it 2003... Does'nt quite work, does it?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
# this
is indeed the case.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:31, archived)
# you and tomsk are married?
you live and learn, doncha?
(martian, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:32, archived)
# gettin married..
someday soon, and for the rest of their lives too.
Hey, where is the tomsker?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:33, archived)
# er...
chained to the kitchen sink at home, just as he should be. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:39, archived)
# hehe nice!
Got a joke for you, and only for you..
Q: How many radical feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to fit the bulb, and the other to SUCK MY COCK!

sorry, but I laughed my arse off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:40, archived)
# brilliant
just brilliant.
(martian, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# hehe
I remember saying that one where I used to work. You could hear the tumbleweed in the background. I didn't realise the boss was in that day.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)
# I got much the same reaction when
I told me mum and all her mates over christmas dinner. I was on the brandy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:45, archived)
#
pffffffft! Just another one of those moments you wish the ground would swallow you up. I've done that before in front of parents and the like. I managed to do something very silly in front of one of my old schoolteachers once. She hasn't spoken to me since. I don't live there any more. She hates me.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:47, archived)
# I'm with you brother...
I think that when we're 70, in a chapel or something we'll say something like "Aint that priest a bit of a cunt? Looks like a cock" without realising that we're shouting..

Ah well. Makes other people feel like they have tact I suppose :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:50, archived)
# we'll be doing that
at your wedding.
(martian, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:52, archived)
# you're the queen and he's your bitch.
i like that.
(martian, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)
# No
she's seeing to Dr Nick
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 2 Jan 2003, 15:41, archived)