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# Pubic Dandruff
Sorry to all the ladies, this one is toilet related.... again,
I managed to get into the staff toilet this time....

When I got there I went to wipe the seat (which is black) and I noticed that the person who had been in before me had a very bad case of pubic dandruff, he had left several (60+ plus, approx.) flakes.

I have decided not to go to the toilet in work anymore.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:44, archived)
# This raises the worrying question
of why did you count them?
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:45, archived)
# Burned
The image is burned into my brain...

It was a estimation I made while I stared in horror...
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:49, archived)
# Heheh.
I like the way you said that and I can't gauge how loud I'm laughing coz I've got me loud headphones on...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:55, archived)
# moses
thats foul. got me thinking now, our toilet seats are white and i work in a male dominated environment, im worried..... especially as half the people in my company seem incapable of even basic functions. like shitting IN the pan. I quite admire the fact you counted em though, thats dedicated....
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:52, archived)
# I always like it
when people decide to piss on the toilet floor. That brightens my day up.
(the original woodsman, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)
# well,
its better than on the seat. you dont want to know the sights ive seen in company toilets in my time in games, pissing on the floor is the tamest of tame. Mind polluting imagery....
Never encountered pubic dandruff tho. thats well minging.
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)
# you work for a
games company?
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:10, archived)
# ho hum
errr, yeah, i do. does that completely destroy any kind of decent reputation id built up? Bollocks.
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:14, archived)
# That depends
what you do.
:)
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:15, archived)
# oh
i just do arty things. i make textures, the easy life. i aint a programmer, honest guv:)
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:19, archived)
# oh alright then I'll let you off
:)
As long as you don't work for Eidos, like the games, but the b'f was going for a job there and they never even bothered to interview anyone, they just couldn't be arsed to hire anyone.

Dur.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)
# oh
heaven forbid. nasty, nasty, nasty. would only work there as a last resort. after anal prostitution or something
(hazey, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)
# I'm glad you agree with me!
I think.
(Amerella, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Beat this then
My mate took this in our local club on saturday night.
big pic so clicky
(b3tan senseless is slowly getting older, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:17, archived)
# that isn't too bad
i have caused worse...
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:24, archived)
# So you've...
...been to my flat then?

When?

Who let you in?
(Frustrated IT Support Person - now with added network support., Mon 22 Apr 2002, 14:28, archived)
# did you
touch one?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:51, archived)
# no
mibbie next time..
(I helped save b3ta! Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:56, archived)
# does genitalia have a scalp?
If not, how does it get dry?
(tocky, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:59, archived)
# You're all sick.
I love you all! I must remember to make some pubic dandruff related art later.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Mon 22 Apr 2002, 13:57, archived)